FAIL FRIDAY: Goobers Galore
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Feeling female’s breasts and butts. TFM.
-Anonymous
Thanks for putting so much thought into your submission.
I sharted on our first date, but 3 months later we’re engaged. It helps to be in a frat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Classic love story. Timeless.
Yelling “Man down!” at Grandpa’s funeral. TFM.
-Anonymous
Come on. Act like you’ve been there before.
When a GDI says that it’s cold outside and you immediately put on a tank top. TFM.
-Anonymous
“It’s cold outside.” *other guy rips off sweater, puts on tank top, power points* “The fuck?”
Seeing your professor on the golf fields two hours after telling him you won’t attend class due to illness. TFM.
-Anonymous
The golf fields? Let’s go play catch on the baseball grasses.
Overcoming the adversity of whiskey dick by scissoring your slam. TFM.
-Anonymous
Sexual ingenuity. TFM.
Whilst rushing, I knew I had to find the frat with the biggest frocks (girth) on campus so I knew I’d fit in. TFM.
-Anonymous
The idea is definitely to join the frat with frocks most similar to yours.
Slam told me she’s been poking holes in condoms and is five months pregnant. Told her it’s okay because I always wanted to be a frat daddy. TFM.
-Anonymous
I respect that positive outlook.
So there we were, playing spin the bottle, and the bottle pointed to me and my fbf (frat bro forever). Just as were about to kiss, he chickened out, and I acted like I was never going to do it anyways (even though I would have because I’m not a fucking quitter). Later on that night I fingered the girl of my dreams and the Lakers won in overtime. TFM.
-Anonymous
Cool story bro.
Intern’s gay, intern’s gay, he gobble’s cock all the way! Hey! I might kill your parents.
-Anonymous
Not really a TFM, but okay.
Man down.
Don’t want to be part of their world.
I’m very aroused.
Might’ve bitten off more than you can chew there, guy.
That’s the face of a goober.
Tueday Pooday.
These guys will shape the future of frat fashion.
Those are super fratty jammies, bros.
He’s doing it wrong.
Was she worth it?
you suck intern
11 years ago at 11:43 amJust opened TFM and, holy shit, Fail Friday released 2 minutes ago…. Ya did good, kid. I don’t care what your dads say about you.
11 years ago at 11:47 amYour name…I don’t like it…
11 years ago at 5:01 pmI see Intern isn’t taking his parents death threat serious. It’d be a shame if something happened to them..
11 years ago at 11:49 amOnce again another fine fratty comment. Well done, PA.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmThis was meant foe the PA guy…#failfriday
11 years ago at 12:23 pmthis is not twitter
11 years ago at 9:33 pmThe “I might kill your parents” one is an instant classic
11 years ago at 11:49 amGreat name.
11 years ago at 6:08 pmTKE killing it this week.
11 years ago at 11:49 amNothing better than knowing that I double penetrated the intern’s mother last night.
11 years ago at 11:52 amWow TFM you guys finally came to your senses and posted a video with some nipple action without sailboats. This is what America is about.
11 years ago at 11:52 amDear Intern,
11 years ago at 11:52 amLove,
The Baron
Just because you managed to post this before 12 o’clock does not disguise the fact that this was one of the worst Fail Fridays ever. Get your shit together and make something you can be proud of.
11 years ago at 11:53 amGuy with the funnel is a try hard.
11 years ago at 11:53 am