FAIL FRIDAY: Goobers Galore
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Feeling female’s breasts and butts. TFM.
-Anonymous

Thanks for putting so much thought into your submission.

I sharted on our first date, but 3 months later we’re engaged. It helps to be in a frat. TFM.
-Anonymous

Classic love story. Timeless.

Yelling “Man down!” at Grandpa’s funeral. TFM.
-Anonymous

Come on. Act like you’ve been there before.

When a GDI says that it’s cold outside and you immediately put on a tank top. TFM.
-Anonymous

“It’s cold outside.” *other guy rips off sweater, puts on tank top, power points* “The fuck?”

Seeing your professor on the golf fields two hours after telling him you won’t attend class due to illness. TFM.
-Anonymous

The golf fields? Let’s go play catch on the baseball grasses.

Overcoming the adversity of whiskey dick by scissoring your slam. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sexual ingenuity. TFM.

Whilst rushing, I knew I had to find the frat with the biggest frocks (girth) on campus so I knew I’d fit in. TFM.
-Anonymous

The idea is definitely to join the frat with frocks most similar to yours.

Slam told me she’s been poking holes in condoms and is five months pregnant. Told her it’s okay because I always wanted to be a frat daddy. TFM.
-Anonymous

I respect that positive outlook.

So there we were, playing spin the bottle, and the bottle pointed to me and my fbf (frat bro forever). Just as were about to kiss, he chickened out, and I acted like I was never going to do it anyways (even though I would have because I’m not a fucking quitter). Later on that night I fingered the girl of my dreams and the Lakers won in overtime. TFM.
-Anonymous

Cool story bro.

Intern’s gay, intern’s gay, he gobble’s cock all the way! Hey! I might kill your parents.
-Anonymous

Not really a TFM, but okay.

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Man down.

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Don’t want to be part of their world.

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I’m very aroused.

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Might’ve bitten off more than you can chew there, guy.

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That’s the face of a goober.

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Tueday Pooday.

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These guys will shape the future of frat fashion.

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Those are super fratty jammies, bros.

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He’s doing it wrong.

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Was she worth it?

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  4. Bacons Stalkers Stalker

    I bet my snookums submitted that last one. She’s so creative and lovely and we will make great creative and lovely babies that dominate fail friday for years to come.

    #MeantToBe
    #YouBelongToMeeeeeee
    #TaylorSwiftLyrics

    11 years ago at 12:05 pm
  5. The_PA_Guy

    When SFPL at a party is all like “I don’t care what people say, both of my dads think I’m a great writer. They say I could even write for Buzzfeed or HuffingtonPost one day.” as you shake your head and tears well up in his eyes as he runs into the bathroom to stranglebate. TFM

    11 years ago at 12:05 pm
    1. The_PA_Guy

      Intern, you’re lucky I’m in a good mood since I’m heading down to Florida in a matter of hours.

      But that still doesn’t let you off the hook, you little shit. You done fucked up once again, so lets go down the list.

      1. Fuck you, Intern. You more worthless than a pledge. Pledges will at least amount to something one day. You’ll never amount to anything other than a loose dick holster for the rest of the TFM office, except for SFPL since he has ED.

      2. The first picture you posted is older than the boys Dorn takes to office parties.

      3. Maybe this could’ve been posted earlier if you hadn’t been fingering yourself over that speedo picture. Your blatant homosexuality is a detriment to everybody on this site and you should be ashamed.

      When I get back from Florida, you better prepare yourself, you fucking intern. I’m gonna have a couple hard, pipe-hitting motherfuckers go to town on you with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me, Hillbilly Boy? I’m not through with you, not by a long shot. I’m gonna get medieval of your ass.

      11 years ago at 12:26 pm
      3. Kappa Significant

        Say what you want, but I’m not the one with ‘my uncle used to give me mouth hugs when I was in 4th grade’ anger issues.

        11 years ago at 1:21 pm
      5. Inebriation

        You went from a user that I used to laugh at to one that tries way too hard now.

        11 years ago at 3:23 pm
  7. NoYouDidnt

    These reoccuring “frat videos” seriously make me lose hope for the future of humanity. In what world does anyone filming these things really think to themselves “oh this is a great idea!”??

    11 years ago at 12:08 pm
  8. SaltyMeatBalls

    I don’t understand how feeling a females ‘breasts and butts’ isn’t a TFM.

    11 years ago at 12:08 pm
    1. HouseChef_TFM

      Also, wouldn’t it be baseball courses? I mean unless you call them golf grasses, you pathetically worthless piece of shit.

      11 years ago at 9:47 am
  9. The Baron

    The only way a man should ever marry a woman after three months is if she possesses beer-flavored nipples and a box that doubles as a shiatsu massager. There are no other exceptions.

    11 years ago at 12:10 pm
    1. FUBAR1776

      tell your girl she needs to work on her kegal…shit is like a shiatsu massage, but for your dick.

      11 years ago at 2:06 pm