FAIL FRIDAY: Goobers Galore
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Feeling female’s breasts and butts. TFM.
-Anonymous

Thanks for putting so much thought into your submission.

I sharted on our first date, but 3 months later we’re engaged. It helps to be in a frat. TFM.
-Anonymous

Classic love story. Timeless.

Yelling “Man down!” at Grandpa’s funeral. TFM.
-Anonymous

Come on. Act like you’ve been there before.

When a GDI says that it’s cold outside and you immediately put on a tank top. TFM.
-Anonymous

“It’s cold outside.” *other guy rips off sweater, puts on tank top, power points* “The fuck?”

Seeing your professor on the golf fields two hours after telling him you won’t attend class due to illness. TFM.
-Anonymous

The golf fields? Let’s go play catch on the baseball grasses.

Overcoming the adversity of whiskey dick by scissoring your slam. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sexual ingenuity. TFM.

Whilst rushing, I knew I had to find the frat with the biggest frocks (girth) on campus so I knew I’d fit in. TFM.
-Anonymous

The idea is definitely to join the frat with frocks most similar to yours.

Slam told me she’s been poking holes in condoms and is five months pregnant. Told her it’s okay because I always wanted to be a frat daddy. TFM.
-Anonymous

I respect that positive outlook.

So there we were, playing spin the bottle, and the bottle pointed to me and my fbf (frat bro forever). Just as were about to kiss, he chickened out, and I acted like I was never going to do it anyways (even though I would have because I’m not a fucking quitter). Later on that night I fingered the girl of my dreams and the Lakers won in overtime. TFM.
-Anonymous

Cool story bro.

Intern’s gay, intern’s gay, he gobble’s cock all the way! Hey! I might kill your parents.
-Anonymous

Not really a TFM, but okay.

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Man down.

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Don’t want to be part of their world.

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I’m very aroused.

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Might’ve bitten off more than you can chew there, guy.

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That’s the face of a goober.

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Tueday Pooday.

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These guys will shape the future of frat fashion.

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Those are super fratty jammies, bros.

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He’s doing it wrong.

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Was she worth it?

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  4. Fratty_Boh 24

    Miss Emily needs to stop talking and start showing dem tatas (no sail boats assholes)

    11 years ago at 12:43 pm
  5. Reagonomics84

    I really miss the days when we actually knew where these goobers came from. What’s the fuckin point of even putting anonymous underneath? Kindly go fuck your own face, intern.

    11 years ago at 12:58 pm
  6. Sausagestroker69

    The spin the bottle one was actually pretty frat. Dude doesn’t quit no matter what. Kind of like my mother… lung cancer alert. TFM.

    11 years ago at 2:01 pm