FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee
I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.
Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana
If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.
Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia
This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.
Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina
As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.
Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan
Hakuna Matata?
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas
For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia
I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.
Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia
It’s gay brotherhood.
Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida
No Easter for you! Come back one year!
Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas
He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.
Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.
Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.
If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.
Sorority girl fail. TSM.
Mohawk=old money. TFM.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:
No way “this is Indiana” would be a fail Friday video. By the way Grand Prix is lame and about as cool as a kick in the nuts.
14 years ago at 11:57 pmThis is Indiana, Ill 5, and IU Anthem are all classics.
14 years ago at 11:35 pm2:52 limp wrist walk. Kinda sums up the video.
14 years ago at 6:30 am^ This
14 years ago at 12:05 pmThis is Sig Ep, they were dry until last semester and don’t party with girls…GDI’s
14 years ago at 2:35 pmLooks like promoting gays to group together. Did not see one sorostitute. Shame.
14 years ago at 10:17 amFuck that, Timon and Pumba are FaF. They are the closest thing to a fraternity in any disney movie. Think about it: a young Simba goes off to college as a cub, partys his ass off in the Jungle, and returns home post-grad to be the next king of the Prideland.
14 years ago at 1:34 pmamen
14 years ago at 11:06 pmYou got it all backwards. Scar and his posse of hyenas hazing the fuck out of Mufasa, TFM.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmI though the video was actually pretty funny, assuming they were all pledges.
14 years ago at 12:56 pmThat video is gayer than AIDS
14 years ago at 2:49 pmI’m embarrassed those fucking geeds would disgrace the name of IU by making that fucking awful video. They just guaranteed their spots as GDI’s forever.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmthey were pledges, what do you expect?
14 years ago at 10:32 pmThought is was funny as well. And if they are pledges it just makes it that much better.
14 years ago at 11:19 amIf I’m reading this correctly and that video was hazing, it was absolutely hilarious. We should be commending this shit.
14 years ago at 3:40 pm