FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

  3. fratrace

    Dear Pike’s. Please stop posting pictures with out letters, etc. on this site. I believe something featuring Pike has been in 3 of the last 4 fail fridays. It’s starting to embarrass us.

    14 years ago at 12:33 pm
    1. kansaschio

      Think about it… Anyone could of grabbed a sharpie and wrote that to make you look bad.

      14 years ago at 12:44 pm
  6. In The Year 1865

    I actually kinda enjoyed the video, just a few guys fucking around and goofing off.

    Also, PIKE’s gotta go.

    14 years ago at 12:38 pm
  8. Fratlunteer

    American Eagle or Aeropostale or whatever those large numbered things are are SO FRAT, INDIANA! Oh, I forgot, those are probably the only brands available in Bloomington. At least the rest of them put some effort into it.

    14 years ago at 12:41 pm
    7. mjac770

      Frattrick, get your facts straight, don’t call someone out when you’re wrong. Bloomington is clearly in Indiana.

      14 years ago at 12:20 am
    9. Fratlunteer

      Frattrick, Indiana University is in Bloomington, Indiana. Go to iub.edu. The “b” stands for Bloomington. The video tags contain “Indiana University” and “Bloomington.” If you’re still in doubt, notice they’re in front of Ballentine Hall in the video, which is a building at IU, which is in Bloomington, Indiana. Do your own research next time, you fucking dumbass. Back to the hazement.

      14 years ago at 10:05 am