FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee
I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.
Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana
If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.
Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia
This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.
Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina
As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.
Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan
Hakuna Matata?
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas
For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia
I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.
Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia
It’s gay brotherhood.
Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida
No Easter for you! Come back one year!
Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas
He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.
Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.
Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.
If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.
Sorority girl fail. TSM.
Mohawk=old money. TFM.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:
I find it very heart warming that even though a lot of people on this website argue about their own dumb shit, we can all join in on the hatred of Pikes. If you’re a Pike, fuck you.
14 years ago at 12:45 pmAmen
14 years ago at 1:19 pmjealous? PHI PHI BROTHERS.
14 years ago at 2:02 pmKeep talking shit from the bottom, your bottom tier and it will stay that way, phi phi.
14 years ago at 3:32 pmHaze Em doesnt even have the fucking balls to tell us what fraternity he’s in. Haze you’re a complete bitch.
14 years ago at 5:15 pmthere are numerous comments all from haze about how he hates pike, i think somebody might be mad about not getting a bid
14 years ago at 10:12 amNo one has ever been mad about not getting a bid from Pike.
14 years ago at 10:20 amThat is true. They had them out like candy on Halloween to any geed that happens to pass them by.
14 years ago at 11:53 pmThat video not only ruined my weekend, but ruined Holy Week for me as well. Thanks, assholes.
14 years ago at 12:46 pmwhy does the guy in green at 2:13 start having an orgasm?
14 years ago at 12:47 pmThe first one is a TFM that happens all the time. A Tennessee Frat Move.
14 years ago at 12:49 pmI liked the sliding door on the mini-van near the end of the video. Dodge Caravans, FaF.
14 years ago at 12:52 pmCouldn’t they find at least Frathoe instead of borrowing their moms mini van? NF
14 years ago at 12:55 pmGoddamn this shit is gay
14 years ago at 12:56 pmUsing the Lord’s name in vain is NF, especially on Good Friday
14 years ago at 9:35 pmChris Farley pledge hahaha
14 years ago at 1:01 pmNice move
14 years ago at 2:05 pmThat video is painful.
14 years ago at 1:03 pmAnother poor excuse for a Fail Friday.
14 years ago at 1:08 pm