FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

  2. In hoc 1855

    The Elephant walk was defiantly from a kappa sig at Georgia Southwestern they are gay as fuck. They are all geeds.

    14 years ago at 1:22 pm
  6. Marshall Frathers

    I think Pike was created just to give us entertainment on Fail Fridays.

    14 years ago at 1:39 pm
    1. Karl Elway

      how? someone just wrote pike across some girls back. It isn’t funny or a fail.

      14 years ago at 2:22 pm
  8. strizz

    my advertisments always consist of golf club ad’s or videos on how to have good sex… I already know how to use my wood and my slampeice handles the irons so I all set -TFM

    14 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. NotAGDI

      mine are all about good sex, flowers and heels. Guess the wifi needs to be taken out of the kitchen and i need to be better at sex.

      14 years ago at 1:47 pm
  10. KappaKappaClassy

    The biggest fail of all. The guy in jorts about a minute in. Who gave him a bid?

    14 years ago at 1:58 pm