FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

  1. Samuel Fratams

    Holy shit. I won’t say anything about the elephant walks, mohawk, and incest, but do pikes just try to make themselves look like douche bags?

    14 years ago at 3:22 pm
    1. FrattySattyNatty

      There’s definitely some kid making pikes look retarted on this website.

      14 years ago at 4:10 pm
    2. TazewellBROford1868

      second to that. im a pike and at my chapter we dont do any of the shit that these d-bag’s post.

      14 years ago at 6:40 pm
  2. MaverEK1401

    Enough with these awful “Friday” parodies. The fact that someone thought it was a good idea is bad enough, let’s get some variety with the fail videos.

    14 years ago at 3:31 pm
  3. Otter

    “If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.” Does that mean if you are Pike, you are Shit?

    14 years ago at 3:43 pm
    1. Costa Vision

      No way! I bet it is (insert chapter other than my own). I’m cool like you guys now…right?

      14 years ago at 9:04 pm
  4. Brogi Bear

    No one even mentioned the fact that the kid in the baby blue shirt was trying to show off his abs… To whoever you are, I hate you.

    14 years ago at 3:45 pm
  5. Alpha and Bromega

    At least Sig Ep is living up to their reputation. Thank god my house isn’t on Jordan.

    14 years ago at 4:04 pm
    1. Frat like a champ

      ATO’s at IU got kicked out for coke usage and hazing. In my book that is FAF.

      14 years ago at 12:51 am
  6. Bye Bye GDI

    Why the hell is the guy in the green collared shirt humping the air and grabbing his nipples in the classroom scene?

    14 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. BROnonia_Docet

      Best part of the video. 1:48 in with the guy standing on the chair shirtless. completely random.

      14 years ago at 3:21 pm
  7. Machi1855

    Everyone on this site is now dumber for having watched this video. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    14 years ago at 5:32 pm
    1. fratoutdrunk

      except Arkansas remade a song by katy perry. sexy.
      IU did a song by Rebecca Black. 13-year-old.

      14 years ago at 3:50 pm
  8. FourBroses

    Good God, IU is really trying to make a run at Geed Capital of the Nation.
    Best part of that video is the kid in red shorts dancing from 3:21-3:27. Hilarious.

    14 years ago at 6:36 pm