FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

  2. TazewellBROford1868

    Dear pike brothers posting stupid shit, please stop you’re giving our fraternity a bad name… some of us at real pike chapters actually frat hard and would appreciate if you got with the picture and joined us. thanks, sincerely, every Pike chapter who does shit right.

    14 years ago at 6:45 pm
    3. sperradise

      there must be a chapter of autism chapter of pi kappa alpha that keeps posting this shit. it’s awful and embarrasses me.

      14 years ago at 7:33 pm
    5. SEC frat star

      No, sperradise, that’s a lot of their chapters. Either retards or rapists, take your pick.

      14 years ago at 12:17 pm
    6. Pike21

      I’m sure the people talking bad about all Pike chapters have at least visited all our 280 Chapters and Colonies right? Having preconceived notions about every fraternity that isn’t yours. NF.

      14 years ago at 5:25 pm
    8. TazewellBROford1868

      hey constantine1855 check out FSU or bama or texas and tell me what you think of pikes there, just a few examples of pikes that probably frat harder than you

      14 years ago at 11:28 am
  3. Manchild

    Call me crazy, but I think the pic of the kid raging with the keg over his head was pretty good. Not a fail in my book.

    14 years ago at 7:54 pm
    1. sig55

      reasons it is on here
      -the kid looks like he is 12
      -he has manboobs
      -he looks retarded
      -the background looks trashy as shit
      I could continue…

      14 years ago at 8:38 pm
    3. Bropenhagen Long Cut

      -fat, not frat bod,
      -upside down visor/hat/whatever the fuck
      -dumbo ears
      -one extra chromosome
      -still trashy as shit
      -it’s easy to finish last night’s keg at 10 the next morning

      14 years ago at 1:57 am
  6. BROconomist

    I really do hope that the people in the video are pledges. If not and still it’s very NF.

    14 years ago at 9:08 pm
    6. fratoutdrunk

      SigEp doesn’t have pledgeship. They have to earn each letter. The sigma, then phi, then epsilon. Then brother mentor. Not having “pledges.” NF.

      14 years ago at 3:32 pm
    1. PabstBroRibbon

      The kid’s an english and creative writing major, that should tell you all you need to know..

      14 years ago at 1:47 pm
  9. LoneStarFratter

    “If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.” Gotta agree, not being Pike makes you not shit. Knew they’d fess up one day.

    14 years ago at 10:32 pm