FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

  2. Haze Em

    It’s hilarious when Pikes try to talk shit and act like they are so fratty. Do us all a favor and give up, I’m sure being the most hated fraternity in the country isn’t as fratty as you think it is.

    14 years ago at 12:49 am
    1. one eight six eight

      Everyone on this site knows you hate pike because your a dicklick, we heard you the 80 other times you opened your cum filled mouth

      14 years ago at 8:59 pm
  3. Rearden

    TFM pledge’s comment on the second post made me laugh. Slightly makes up for some of the posts that have gotten in recently.

    14 years ago at 2:47 am
  4. Hoosier Slampiece

    I know that IU doesn’t hold a candle to the SEC in terms of frattiness, but please know that Sig Ep is possibly the most embarrassing fraternity at this school. It’s actually deemed a “living learning community” by the university…

    14 years ago at 3:28 am
    1. Frataholic1901

      It’s actually termed a residential learning community, which means the university allows the chapter to take a class in their own home and receive credit for it. Never having to leave your house to take a “class” you know you automatically get an A in is FaF.

      14 years ago at 7:12 am
    2. The Old Brominion

      First off, you’re doing your campus a favor by not leaving your house. I’d be willing to bet that “class” is something along the lines of women’s studies.

      14 years ago at 10:29 am
    4. Fratticus_Pinch

      Who cares about the terminology. Gay is gay any way you wanna look at it. This video is NF and gay. I don’t care what grades you get either.
      Another tip… I also have several classes that I don’t have to leave the house to get an A in, these come in two forms; online courses and pledgademics(courses pledges complete for older fraters).

      Hey… It’s okay to be a GDI, just do it somewhere other than TFM.

      14 years ago at 5:22 pm
    5. pearls and Lilly

      Sig Ep is the most embarrassing fraternity at every school that I’ve visited.

      14 years ago at 6:40 pm
    6. Hoosier Slampiece

      No seriously, they’re beyond bottom-tier and they try to justify their “frattiness” by pairing with the worst sorority…pathetic, Sig Ep, go back to studying your telecom classes.

      14 years ago at 1:35 am
    7. Henry V

      Hoosier Slampiece, please go back to the kitchen before you embarrass yourself and the rest of us IU Greeks further. You know nothing about Sigep and if you were a sorority lady with class would not go dissing your own university/Greek community.

      14 years ago at 10:21 am
    8. Peyton Fratting

      Hoosier slampiece, seriously? You have probably never even met a Sigep in your life because you’re a geed. Otherwise you would know they are really not that bad. Just because there are a few dumbasses in the house does not mean the whole house and greek system sucks. grow up.

      14 years ago at 11:03 am
  5. phi_phi 1868

    I’m a pike and I’m horrified at the things some of my brothers have been posting. Definitely NF. It is a shame that a few bad a apples have to spoil our reputation for the rest of us. On another note. I’m pretty sure that SigEp at IU should be burned to the ground.

    14 years ago at 10:12 am
    1. James T Fratbury

      stop after that 3rd word. You’re a Pike…. I cant continue to read this.

      14 years ago at 1:07 pm
    2. Frattin and stackin

      It’s pikes like you that don’t realize once you’re a pike, you never go back, you are doomed.

      14 years ago at 2:01 pm
    6. Frattingly

      Federalist-
      Have you ever heard of Little 500, probably not because your a geed PIKE.

      14 years ago at 2:46 pm
    7. Hoosier Fratty

      PIKE-
      Don’t talk about Little 500 like you understand half of it. YOU ARE NOT ON CAMPUS, no one thinks you are FaF
      -The Real IU Greek System

      14 years ago at 9:52 pm
  7. Frattin and stackin

    Are they seriously driving a mini van GOD DAMN YOU PIKES!
    You take respect away from greeks, you stink the campuses up, you rape our women and children, and steel our alcohol! GET THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY ONES LIFE.

    14 years ago at 2:07 pm
    5. Bullets and Bulleit

      Steel as in fortify? As in they spike your booze with more booze? And I’m glad you use caps lock. like every other thirteen-year old girl. By the way, it doesn’t reflect well on you that you’re in college, if you aren’t actually thirteen, and have children.

      14 years ago at 8:44 pm
  8. meowzers

    This is what I noticed from watching this a million times during the classroom scene.

    Grey – You meow like a cat in it.
    Dark Green – At first your not too excited, but then you get into it and touch the guy next to you all over.
    Teal – You yell “Darren Sharper…. Hold my dick” at the end.
    Green – Rubbing your nipples like a possessed man.
    White – it seems like you get angry when im shaking all the desks and the guy next to your desk bumps yours.. Your face goes like mad and then you go crazy celebrating.
    Mexican – You are cheering like you are at a Futbol match.

    14 years ago at 2:26 pm
    2. First_Finest_FRATRAT

      The reference to “White” just screams you have just commented on your own video. NOW I understand why you watched it a million times. Grow up geed. Sorry you didn’t get a bid.

      14 years ago at 8:05 pm
  9. Tijuana Frats

    Now I know why all the people that come south for bowl games to watch their Big 10 teams get destroyed think fraternities are gay as fuck

    14 years ago at 3:21 pm
  10. PhiKap59

    Part of me hopes that this video was a pledge task. . . the other part of me gags at the thought that brothers thought it to be a good idea. . .

    14 years ago at 3:34 pm