FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee
I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.
Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana
If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.
Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia
This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.
Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina
As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.
Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan
Hakuna Matata?
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas
For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia
I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.
Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia
It’s gay brotherhood.
Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida
No Easter for you! Come back one year!
Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas
He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.
Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.
Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.
If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.
Sorority girl fail. TSM.
Mohawk=old money. TFM.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:
American Eagle hat tilted to the side…NF.
14 years ago at 4:35 pmAmerican Eagle period=Nf
14 years ago at 8:02 pmWhich is said because I love both America, and eagles…but combined..they are fucking …gross.
14 years ago at 10:24 pmFrolicking like a bunch of pansies. NF.
14 years ago at 4:44 pmPikes are top tier where I’m from and they usually are. i sure hope the shitty post doesn’t reflect that chapters quality.
14 years ago at 7:16 pm^Pike?
14 years ago at 2:19 amDid I just read Pike and Top Tier in the same sentence..? Well I can now safely assume you go to a university that no one has ever even heard of. I haven’t seen or even HEARD of a Pike chapter I’d even consider middle tier…
14 years ago at 3:55 pmpikes at my school dont even recognize each other. and they are a bunch of cargo short wearing, sock with sperry wearing geeds.
14 years ago at 8:30 pmI don’t know how it is in any other state but in Texas, Pike = NF
14 years ago at 11:11 pmI like my beer like I like my violence
14 years ago at 8:15 pmHey I read that part of the post too
14 years ago at 9:12 pmzing
14 years ago at 9:16 pmthey did the robot, i condone.
14 years ago at 9:40 pmSo if you’re a Pike then you are shit? Good one bro. Finally knowing your place at the bottom.
14 years ago at 10:12 pmAll of those kids in the video are spring pledges. One of the junior brothers made them do it to publicly embarrass themselves. Hazing, FaF. This video, TPM.
14 years ago at 10:38 pmthey don’t even have a pledgeship. you get a bid and you’re a brother. they did it because they’re gay.
14 years ago at 2:46 amyou’re right they are balanced man, but like most BM chapters they haze. What they did because of some weird-ass junior doesn’t speak for the whole chapter or greek community as a whole.
14 years ago at 11:12 amSig Ep hazing, funny joke. The worst thing the pledges do is work 4 parties at most during there pledge semester!
14 years ago at 2:39 pmlots of bmp chapters haze just as hard as you do assclown. now that i know this was hazing its funny as hell
14 years ago at 9:49 pm^ Second.
14 years ago at 12:55 pmIt’s not a mohawk, its a brohawk. Or “frathawk” because he’ll call his club a “frat,” never a fraternity.
14 years ago at 11:38 pmDid anyone else note the fact that the d-bag claimed to eb “old money” while strategically wearing a 1990’s polo? I bet the shit stick was wearing cargo shorts too.
14 years ago at 7:17 pmLion King one made me laugh.
14 years ago at 12:17 amSame, it’s better than half of the garbage that gets on the front page.
14 years ago at 2:34 amIs your fraternity in detention?
14 years ago at 2:25 am