FAIL FRIDAY: Graduation Day
8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Only making love to babes who weigh exactly 38 pounds less than you. TFM.

A weird way to live your life, but who am I to judge?

Right or wrong, I’m going to eat a whole bunch of racially diverse ass this weekend. TFM.

It’s 2017 and this guy is doing things the right way.

Not graduating on purpose because there’s a chicken place in your college town that’s the tits. TFM.

Everyone knows you never let a good chicken place go.

Spending Friday night doing lots of cocaine and really connecting with your inner-self. TFM.

Whatever helps you achieve peace.

Getting your frat letters tattooed on the tip of your penis so these hoes know. TFM.

Gotta let those hoes know.

Never learning how to tie your own shoes but it’s fine because your dad owns a dozen Radio Shacks. TFM.

Walmart sells velcro sneakers for a reason.

Being conceived on the toilet of a 180-foot yacht. TFM.

Regardless of location, I don’t think you ever brag about being conceived on a toilet.

Refusing to watch free pornographic movies online and paying for it instead because those girls need the money and it’s the honorable thing to do. TFM.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Paying small Asian women to massage your body with warm milk every Wednesday. It’s tradition! TFM.

Nothing like a little milk nuru massage on a Wednesday to get the blood flowing.

Hitting the broom closet mid-party to rub one out so you’re not walking around with a loaded weapon. TFM.

Jacking it in the broom closet is the most frat.

A picture says a thousand words.
A picture says a thousand words.
Yeah fill that pretty mouth up.
Yeah fill that pretty mouth up.
Try to find three bigger goobers. You can't.
Try to find three bigger goobers. You can’t.
Everyone knows fruit snacks go hard.
Everyone knows fruit snacks go hard.
Holy hell this is glorious.
Holy hell this is glorious.
He's not doing too well.
He’s not doing too well.
So many things wrong with this squad.
So many things wrong with this squad.
Their love is an inspiration.
Their love is an inspiration.
Begging for a date. Sad!
Begging for a date. Sad!
Hey everyone this guy parties.
Hey everyone this guy parties.
Couldn't be less cool if they tried.
Couldn’t be less cool if they tried.
That was not a wise choice.
That was not a wise choice.
What is driving you people to post shit like this?
What is driving you people to post shit like this?
No words. Should've sent a poet.
No words. Should’ve sent a poet.
#fraternity #frat
#fraternity #frat
You disgrace your country.
You disgrace your country.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Guessing your "uncle" touches you at night.
Guessing your “uncle” touches you at night.
Goobering so hard.
Goobering so hard.
I do not. Thanks for asking.
I do not. Thanks for asking.

Making it home safely. #TFM

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Swinging a little harder to counter the wind. #TFM

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Getting so drunk you think you're actually dying

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Dropped

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She dead

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Chaser

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