FAIL FRIDAY: Halloween Horrors
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The other day, this dumb sloot told me she wanted me to take her on my dad’s jet and go to one of our vacation houses (we have like 5). I promised I would take her if we boned. After I laid pipe like the old money fratstar that I am, I said, “Sike bitch, get out!” and put in a horseshoe dip. Guess you could say I “shoplifted the poon.” TFM. #sorryimnotsorry #cantstop #wontstop
A poetic tale of deception and lust.
Sometimes I have difficulty entering buildings because I always pull. TFM.
Think about it for a second. You’ll get it.
Telling a condescending pledge to kiss your ass…and then making him physically kiss your hairy ass with his lips. TFM.
Gross, man. Just weird and unnecessary.
What my knock-off Sperrys lack in authenticity, they make up for in beer and blood stains. TFM.
Well if your Sperrys aren’t stained with the blood of the innocent then you aren’t fratting hard enough.
I like my girls like my whiskey. 12 years old and always with Coke. TFM.
Terribly unoriginal and terrible in general.
Not having a fake ID but having an ID with misleading information. TFM.
Like your ID classifies you as a male, but you’ve since had a sex change and are, in fact, a female?
Knowing your smarter than everyone on campus despite your GPA. TMF.
Hahahahaha.
Yelling, “Get this guy a beer!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.
It’s funny because he doesn’t really deserve props but you’re acting as if he accomplished something great!
Yelling, “Get this guy a Mike’s Hard!” when a brother is acting like a GDI. TFM.
It’s funny because Mike’s Hard is jokingly referred to as the beverage of choice for non-fraternity folks!
My slampiece was complaining about her knees so I gave her an Ole Miss shirt and she started sucking again. TFM.
That’s a low blow. No pun intended. Actually, pun intended. I changed my mind.
Intern I have one request, get this up by noon so my lunch time poop and a pinch can be complimented by Fail Friday
11 years ago at 3:21 pmWhere da hoez
11 years ago at 3:32 pmWhat the fuck is a beer sleeve
11 years ago at 3:47 pmWhat’s with all the naked group pictures that get sent in to this site? It’s not cool and it’s certainly not frat.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmI made the chris ellis for president video AMA
11 years ago at 4:25 pmThat’s how I picture most of Johnny Manziel’s nights ending.
11 years ago at 4:26 pmAll doors to buildings except homes are pull to open. Egress bitch.
11 years ago at 6:10 pmI don’t know why, but I believe you.
11 years ago at 9:51 amOutsourcing the chasers now? This is horse shit.
11 years ago at 9:11 amthe trannies look fierce as fuck
11 years ago at 12:30 pmI am not surprised by the fact that the intern put weird Japanese fetish porn as the chaser. I am surprised that i could fucking hate him any more than i did before.
11 years ago at 12:55 pm