FAIL FRIDAY: Happy 4th of July Weekend
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.
Hazing the balls off of ragweed and crabgrass at my summer job with my uncle’s landscaping business. TFM.
-Iowa
If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.
Making my stepmom my new slampiece. TFM.
-Virginia
Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.
Going to the midnight showing of the Harry Potter movie hammered drunk, just to yell Harry Twatter ever five minutes and ruin it for all the Geeds. TFM.
-Kentucky
You’re better than that (I hope).
Facebook poke wars with your pledge brothers carries over into everyday life. TFM.
-Texas
“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”
Having Fred Durst sign my red Yankees cap at the bar. TFM.
-Minnesota
You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.
R. Kelly pissing on geeds. TFM.
-Kansas
14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.
My slampiece may not be the skinniest girl in the world, but she can shotgun a beer faster than just about everyone I know. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.
Chilling in the forest with his bros all day, wearing no pants, eating honey. Pooh Bear. TFTC.
-North Carolina
Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.
The Night’s Watch are the GDIs of The Seven Kingdoms.
TFM.
-Virginia Tech
It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.
Riding a fratboard to Chilis every day. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.
You can stand in the unemployment line together.
Banging your stove. TFM.
Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.
Gnar.
Holy shit. What is that?
Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this:
I understand, you had to separate the regular TFM’s you let get posted from the Fail Friday picks. Everybody gets ONE.
13 years ago at 4:36 pmOklahoman wildebeest, that is hilarious
13 years ago at 4:38 pmI read it in Steve Irwin’s voice. Had me cracking up.
13 years ago at 4:46 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:56 pmProbably the best Fail Friday burn I’ve read so far.
13 years ago at 12:52 amI was in tears laughing so hard at that.
13 years ago at 1:30 pmWithout a doubt the funniest of them all.
13 years ago at 9:12 pmChilis guy. Excelling on a daily basis.
13 years ago at 4:40 pmHell yeah. Spent my whole paycheck on a lil Jon concert! YEAHHH! Gonna ride my fratboard there bra!
13 years ago at 4:48 pmChilis guy is overrated, it’s time for a PIKE to take over
13 years ago at 5:09 pmWhat are you saying, man? We are better than the fake ass chili’s guy.
13 years ago at 5:28 pm^ nope.
13 years ago at 5:34 pmOh did they hurt your feelings pike?
13 years ago at 5:45 pmChrist, You really found it necessary to respond and defend yourself against a fake account? Phi Phi man. You make me proud GDI
13 years ago at 7:25 pmHow sad is it that guys are making fake Pike usernames and trolling the site…. What is this site coming to? How do any of y’all have time to hate guys in other Fraternities? Y’all not raging enough with your own brothers and pounding slams? I don’t even see guys in other Fraternities unless it’s in sports games.
13 years ago at 8:15 pmYou guys are the reason Pike gets such a bad rep. Act like complete douches to your own brothers when they make a fucking joke. If anyone’s a GDI, its you guys for not respecting your own fucking brothers, no matter what chapter their from and no matter what they say. This whole site is a fucking joke and you take it way too seriously. Idk why you joined Pike but I joined to be part of a brotherhood and you guys aren’t very good brothers.
13 years ago at 11:14 pmoh, and bury me in costas, its Phi chapter, not phi phi dumbass
13 years ago at 11:18 pmroanoke. nf
13 years ago at 11:49 pmHonestly, Pike gets hated on but oh well. The bad chapters get hated on, its worth it. They will get hazed until they’re good.
13 years ago at 2:00 am^ Is it worth it when your entire fraternity is the laughingstock of the national greek life? And what are you gonna do, go re-haze all the shitty chapters across the nation? Good luck with that
13 years ago at 9:10 amPikePhiChapter is a geed and couldn’t even cut it in Pike.
“oh, and bury me in costas, its Phi chapter, not phi phi dumbass”
Phi Phi, In Hoc, AEKDB…all the other things like that.
13 years ago at 10:34 amI always just assumed that the Chilis Guy was a pike
13 years ago at 2:21 pmI am part of the greatest frat eva!
13 years ago at 3:04 pmPhi chapter just outed himself as a geed
13 years ago at 3:09 pmI am going to haze Pike so much harder now because of phichapter’s failed attempt at proving himself and his fraternity.
13 years ago at 6:54 pm“oh, and bury me in costas, its Phi chapter, not phi phi dumbass”
You are a fucking idiot, get the fuck out of my fraternity.
13 years ago at 6:18 am^ha
13 years ago at 10:16 pm^this
13 years ago at 2:23 pmTurn that stove on.
13 years ago at 4:42 pm^haha that
13 years ago at 11:10 pmkinda disappointed that the first bare ass i saw on TFM was of a dude.
13 years ago at 1:44 am^second
13 years ago at 10:34 amHe was so shitty that he completely undressed and got on the stove to pass out, but yet manage to hold onto his phone all night and the screen is still on? The lengths GDI go to..
13 years ago at 6:17 amHow long did you stare at that dude’s ass figuring out something to make fun of that picture for lol. Is that gay?
13 years ago at 4:37 pmAEPi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tdXAnezNZQ
13 years ago at 4:42 pm^ i would have to agree. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FokW-TE8wk
13 years ago at 2:05 am“Brothers for life”… fucking kill yourselves
13 years ago at 4:44 pmits “brothers 4 life”… even worse yet
13 years ago at 2:06 amdon’t you mean IT’S?
13 years ago at 7:26 amenjoy your english degree, you’ll make the big bucks teaching 2nd graders.
13 years ago at 10:50 am^this
13 years ago at 1:11 pm^that
13 years ago at 4:17 pm^thank you.
13 years ago at 10:07 pmDidn’t know Rampage Jackson was a SigEp. Still gay.
13 years ago at 12:03 pmThat’s the Sig Chi house at Arizona State, or was… School tore it down. ASU Sig Chi NF
13 years ago at 4:46 pmJoining a fraternity founded after 1900…NF.
13 years ago at 5:01 pmASU Sig Chi is full of a bunch of Cali bros.
13 years ago at 5:02 pmSigma Chi was founded in 1855…that being said, these guys give the White Cross a bad image
13 years ago at 5:09 pmI must say despite the skateboarding, that picture is actually pretty sweet with the letters on his shirt right next to the letters on the house.
13 years ago at 5:12 pmSigma Chi at ASU is top tier and about as fratty as you can get in Arizona. Getting your house torn down, TFTC because they still rage harder than any other house on campus. Sig Chi is not affiliated with this picture… it’s not their fault that some idiot Sigma Nu decided it would be a great idea to submit this embarrassing photo and EX’s house just happen to be in the back drop.
13 years ago at 5:29 pmSay what you will, that takes skill. Even if he bailed that’s FaF.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmIf the Sig Chi house was only the back drop then how come he has a Sig Chi shirt on?.. Don’t defend bottom tier Fraternities “bro”.
13 years ago at 5:38 pmHe is clearly wearing Sigma Chi letters…
13 years ago at 5:39 pmSomeone needs their eyes checked. The T-shirt says “EN”. Plus, no one in Sigma Chi at ASU skateboards.
13 years ago at 6:04 pmWell for one, I’m not a “bro”… and if you think Sigma Chi is a bottom tier fraternity at ASU then you have no hope and should probably get off this site and log onto MLIB, with other geeds who use the term bro.
No, that is definitely an “X”, not an ‘”N”. Bro.
13 years ago at 6:16 pmWho is Sig Chi? Just as reference, no one refers to Pike as a fraternity just as no one refers to Sigma Chi as “Sig Chi”. And I would much rather have a “Soul Skater” on Fail Friday than some of the other shit I’ve seen. Always Proud.
13 years ago at 7:33 pmIt’s a sigma chi shirt you jackass.
13 years ago at 7:59 pmGlamour bro, thats definitely a sigma chi shirt…. Bro..
13 years ago at 8:15 pmSig Chi at ASU was killing it until their house got torn down. Their Hallowrave party each year was the biggest on campus but now they all live in apartments shared with multiple other fraternities. Give them two years and they will disappear. Sucks to suck, bro.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmThe fact that Sigma Chi’s house was torn down first just shows that the university hated them the most, meaning they had the most fun on campus. ASU Sigma Chi is still a top fraternity, even without a house.
13 years ago at 8:31 pmIn Hoc.
If a picture of skateboarder is the best that people can get on Sigma Chi, I’d say we’re doing pretty well.
13 years ago at 8:36 pmSig chi at ASU..NF…The Therapist and Mary Kate and Ashley in USG..TFM.
13 years ago at 10:52 pm1855. If the house was torn down, it’s probably because it’s an eye sore or just prime land to build something else other than keeping that shitty house. I guarentee no school is going to tear down a fraternity’s house just because they ‘hate them.’ I’m all for guys here defending their fraternity and what not. But when you spill bullshit like this, I literally just want to punch you back to liberaland. By the way, the kid in the jorts in the background looks fucking great. The school must hate you so much that they planted a jort wearing geed in front of your house to watch the ‘skate team’ just to really piss you off.
13 years ago at 11:39 pmMany of the guys in ASU’s Sigma Chi chapter are very sweet and nice, but the house as a whole has no motivation. They do noting to show that they want to be apart of greek life at ASU and their performance in activities like philanthropies and greek week prove it. Step it up or go away.
13 years ago at 1:11 amBlackpearl is definitely a Chi Omega..
13 years ago at 8:36 amThey didn’t tear down Sigma Chi’s house first. They tore one whole side of the row at once you idiot. Like I said previously, 2 years and they are no one. In other news, Sig Ep just lost their house and it’s scheduled for demolition. It looks like there will only be two houses on ASU’s row next year.
13 years ago at 3:07 pmSigs at ASU are fratstars. The first two time student body president in ASU history is a Sig…and they still rage harder than anyone else on campus
13 years ago at 6:10 pmfull of cali bros? arizona is right next to california smart ass. Sigma Chi definitely has a great chapter here at ASU, and I wouldn’t consider them anything less than top-tier. But anybody who doesn’t skate on campus is fucked: everything is so spread out and its hot as hell year round.
13 years ago at 7:01 pmthe most involved houses are usually the biggest douchers anyway…any house that treats the ifc like the union is probably more interested in the finer things in life…hmm would I rather be part of the bullshit “top chapter” or rage my balls off, slam some sorostitues, and make the best friends for the rest of my life.
13 years ago at 11:05 pmgeed stomper ^^ you sir, are in idiot
13 years ago at 8:42 amOh really? Why don’t you check your grammar there buddy…
13 years ago at 10:24 pmBeing reckless and getting suspended and/or your charter revoked NF. Sucking up once a semester and being treated well the rest of the year because of it no matter what trouble you get in. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:26 amGeed Stomper ….. Please tell me you didn’t just try to justify riding a skateboard around campus by saying the campus is really spread out ..Most of our campuses are spread out, what, do you think every other campus in the nation is all collected into 3 square blocks? no….and oh yeah.. it’s called a car …
13 years ago at 3:47 pmWalking takes too long, and I hate driving. The money I don’t use on gas I use for cheap beer and expensive whiskey.
13 years ago at 11:42 amdid anyone notice that black guy on the right is grabbing his junk…? kinda gay
13 years ago at 4:48 pmTypical thug move.
13 years ago at 5:04 pm^classic
13 years ago at 9:57 pmTNM…use your imagination
13 years ago at 4:35 pmNagger?
13 years ago at 6:22 amTotal Nice Move
13 years ago at 10:21 am“Entered her in my phone as “WWE” because she’s my SummerSlam. TFM.” Gets posted and you say 14 year old girls aren’t geeds when technically they are? This site needs some new interns before they start saying cherry vodka is the new Maker’s Mark.
13 years ago at 4:51 pmI was thinking the same thing. Since when was WWE a frat thing to watch?
13 years ago at 4:58 pmR. Kelly peeing on people becuase he knows he can afford a seven man team of jew lawyers to get him off is FaF
13 years ago at 5:03 pmPissing on geeds. FaF
13 years ago at 8:02 pmIllegal U-turns. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:34 amI’m really afraid this site might turn into MyLIfeIsBro….
13 years ago at 8:56 amit already has……
13 years ago at 9:28 amhaving fun playing golf…. NF BRO! NF!
13 years ago at 4:51 pmWhy did they take the other golf video off?
13 years ago at 4:55 pmWas only supposed to be one video. The other one wasn’t a fail. ^this
13 years ago at 4:59 pmDID THE INTERN JUST ” ^THIS ” HIMSELF? Motion to Black Ball.
13 years ago at 5:38 pmWho’s got 2 thumbs and loves to reassure himself that he’s cool? TFM Intern.
13 years ago at 7:25 pm^This (and look, you didn’t have to do it your self)
13 years ago at 7:43 pm“Who has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? THIS GUY!”
13 years ago at 9:57 pmIm gonna defend the video, I would bet good money that at least 95% of people who have seen the movie have tried a happy gilmore drive at least once. Granted in this case it is a bunch of clownshow geeds, but theres nothing wrong with trying it once.
13 years ago at 10:17 pmI did, when I was 12.
13 years ago at 3:37 pm