FAIL FRIDAY: Happy 4th of July Weekend

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.

Hazing the balls off of ragweed and crabgrass at my summer job with my uncle’s landscaping business. TFM.
-Iowa

If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.

Making my stepmom my new slampiece. TFM.
-Virginia

Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.

Going to the midnight showing of the Harry Potter movie hammered drunk, just to yell Harry Twatter ever five minutes and ruin it for all the Geeds. TFM.
-Kentucky

You’re better than that (I hope).

Facebook poke wars with your pledge brothers carries over into everyday life. TFM.
-Texas

“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”

Having Fred Durst sign my red Yankees cap at the bar. TFM.
-Minnesota

You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.

R. Kelly pissing on geeds. TFM.
-Kansas

14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.

My slampiece may not be the skinniest girl in the world, but she can shotgun a beer faster than just about everyone I know. TFM.
-Oklahoma

Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.

Chilling in the forest with his bros all day, wearing no pants, eating honey. Pooh Bear. TFTC.
-North Carolina

Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.


The Night’s Watch are the GDIs of The Seven Kingdoms.
 TFM.
-Virginia Tech

It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.

Riding a fratboard to Chilis every day. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.


You can stand in the unemployment line together.


Banging your stove. TFM.


Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.


Gnar.


Holy shit. What is that?

Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this:

  1. Mount Frat

    …What did those idiots think would happen when they drove that shitty little geed-mobile up to 2 guys with a golf clubs

    14 years ago at 4:57 pm
  2. PIKEphichapter

    HELL YAH!!! I FINALLY MADE IT ON TFM!!! “Making my stepmom the new slampiece!” FUCK YAH!!!

    14 years ago at 5:01 pm
    1. Stay Hammered

      Trying to make it on Fail Friday takes the point out of it, what makes some of these so great is that the guys who posted them were dead serious about their post.

      14 years ago at 5:25 pm
    2. Hazewell

      Fuck man, Pike wasn’t on a fail friday and then you have to go post this gay shit. joke or not, it just wasnt funny. please be quiet.

      14 years ago at 6:36 pm
    3. SECorbust

      If you show me a school where PIKE is shitty, i’ll show you a school thats outside of the SEC and one that has an awful greek system. pike is good at any school that matters. Being part of a chapter of 50 guys that fuck 300 pound fat GDI’s on the reg and wear fucking oakley’s and a polo t-shirt and think its fratty doesnt give you the right to think youre better than anyone. this is the only time i will ever comment on this shitty site because honestly trolling and commenting on anything on this website is about as NF as it gets.

      14 years ago at 5:31 pm
    1. Fratvalanche

      the interns response was the best thing he’s come up with since taking over

      14 years ago at 6:36 pm
  3. Slampiece

    “Chili’s is the new golf course, it’s where business happens.”
    – Michael Scott

    14 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. Gravedigger

      yeah, chin up though, there will probably be at least 2 pike pictures next week.

      14 years ago at 1:14 am
  4. FaFratstar

    I was pretty glad to see that we haven’t been on Fail Friday in a long time; but alas, SigEp has made the list once again.

    14 years ago at 5:28 pm
    1. Brother of Gaw

      Everyone gets on eventually, Pikes are the only ones that are continuously posted. Unlucky for them really. VDBL

      14 years ago at 3:11 pm
    2. tofrattocare1140

      the spe in the brothers for life picture are from CNU, they dont believe in pledge processes the pledges sign that stupid card then get their letters. The want to be FAF but really they are so nf it isnt even funny “brother 4 life! family first” what a poor excuse for a brotherhood

      14 years ago at 1:53 am
    3. Fratabolism

      “The want to be FAF but really they are so nf it isnt even funny” speaks for itself.

      14 years ago at 4:30 pm