FAIL FRIDAY: Happy 4th of July Weekend
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.
Hazing the balls off of ragweed and crabgrass at my summer job with my uncle’s landscaping business. TFM.
-Iowa
If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.
Making my stepmom my new slampiece. TFM.
-Virginia
Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.
Going to the midnight showing of the Harry Potter movie hammered drunk, just to yell Harry Twatter ever five minutes and ruin it for all the Geeds. TFM.
-Kentucky
You’re better than that (I hope).
Facebook poke wars with your pledge brothers carries over into everyday life. TFM.
-Texas
“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”
Having Fred Durst sign my red Yankees cap at the bar. TFM.
-Minnesota
You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.
R. Kelly pissing on geeds. TFM.
-Kansas
14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.
My slampiece may not be the skinniest girl in the world, but she can shotgun a beer faster than just about everyone I know. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.
Chilling in the forest with his bros all day, wearing no pants, eating honey. Pooh Bear. TFTC.
-North Carolina
Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.
The Night’s Watch are the GDIs of The Seven Kingdoms.
TFM.
-Virginia Tech
It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.
Riding a fratboard to Chilis every day. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.
You can stand in the unemployment line together.
Banging your stove. TFM.
Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.
Gnar.
Holy shit. What is that?
Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this:
…What did those idiots think would happen when they drove that shitty little geed-mobile up to 2 guys with a golf clubs
14 years ago at 4:57 pmHELL YAH!!! I FINALLY MADE IT ON TFM!!! “Making my stepmom the new slampiece!” FUCK YAH!!!
14 years ago at 5:01 pmWHO NEEDS CHILI’S GUY WHEN YOU GOT ME, BITCHES
14 years ago at 5:02 pmTrying to make it on Fail Friday takes the point out of it, what makes some of these so great is that the guys who posted them were dead serious about their post.
14 years ago at 5:25 pmwho are you. because you’re getting balled
14 years ago at 5:32 pmfuck off, and take a joke
14 years ago at 5:36 pm2nd that on getting balled.
14 years ago at 6:18 pmFuck man, Pike wasn’t on a fail friday and then you have to go post this gay shit. joke or not, it just wasnt funny. please be quiet.
14 years ago at 6:36 pmfuck off
14 years ago at 6:43 pmBlah blah blah PIKE sucks. Would never make them a sandwich.
14 years ago at 10:49 pmI see the brotherly love among chapters.
14 years ago at 1:09 amAwesome Pike still made fail friday
14 years ago at 2:54 pmIf you show me a school where PIKE is shitty, i’ll show you a school thats outside of the SEC and one that has an awful greek system. pike is good at any school that matters. Being part of a chapter of 50 guys that fuck 300 pound fat GDI’s on the reg and wear fucking oakley’s and a polo t-shirt and think its fratty doesnt give you the right to think youre better than anyone. this is the only time i will ever comment on this shitty site because honestly trolling and commenting on anything on this website is about as NF as it gets.
14 years ago at 5:31 pm^ PIKE blows at Ole Miss.
14 years ago at 7:56 amOld guy swinging his club at geeds. TFM
14 years ago at 5:04 pmThat video was great.
14 years ago at 5:06 pmDoes the dude in the pink shirt have a pledge pin on?
14 years ago at 5:08 pmhaha yeah they both were.
14 years ago at 8:41 pmThat naked guy takes Planking to a whole new level…
14 years ago at 5:11 pmPlanking. TFTC.
14 years ago at 6:14 pmThat stove is ON. Fratting so hard you pass out naked on a stove. TFTC
14 years ago at 6:19 pmThe Winnie the Pooh one has got to be one of the greatest TFMs ever.
14 years ago at 5:12 pmShit my pants reading that comment.
14 years ago at 5:50 pmLaughed out loud in the airport terminal.
Pure gold.
14 years ago at 5:58 pmIt really was.
14 years ago at 6:11 pmthe interns response was the best thing he’s come up with since taking over
14 years ago at 6:36 pmhahaha i’m sitting in Phoenix Sky Harbor dying as well
14 years ago at 6:42 pm^all of these
14 years ago at 9:03 pmit gt me to laugh the hardest. Well put, TFM pledge.
14 years ago at 11:00 pmLOL’ing @ JFK airport as well
14 years ago at 7:54 pm“Chili’s is the new golf course, it’s where business happens.”
14 years ago at 5:18 pm– Michael Scott
i laughed when i watched this!
14 years ago at 6:47 pmNo pike 🙁
14 years ago at 5:22 pmHow it should be
14 years ago at 5:34 pmWrong.
14 years ago at 6:08 pmSuck my bird, Rusky!!
14 years ago at 6:49 pmFuck you. Cheesedick.
14 years ago at 9:43 pmyeah, chin up though, there will probably be at least 2 pike pictures next week.
14 years ago at 1:14 am^
14 years ago at 4:32 amI was pretty glad to see that we haven’t been on Fail Friday in a long time; but alas, SigEp has made the list once again.
14 years ago at 5:28 pmThe guy with the polo tattoo is a spe as well
14 years ago at 6:32 pmThe last time SigEp was on was probably the human worm one. Not too shabby.
14 years ago at 10:59 pmEveryone gets on eventually, Pikes are the only ones that are continuously posted. Unlucky for them really. VDBL
14 years ago at 3:11 pmthe spe in the brothers for life picture are from CNU, they dont believe in pledge processes the pledges sign that stupid card then get their letters. The want to be FAF but really they are so nf it isnt even funny “brother 4 life! family first” what a poor excuse for a brotherhood
14 years ago at 1:53 am^ inability to use commas. NF
14 years ago at 8:51 am“The want to be FAF but really they are so nf it isnt even funny” speaks for itself.
14 years ago at 4:30 pm