FAIL FRIDAY: Happy 4th of July Weekend
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.

Hazing the balls off of ragweed and crabgrass at my summer job with my uncle’s landscaping business. TFM.
-Iowa

If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.

Making my stepmom my new slampiece. TFM.
-Virginia

Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.

Going to the midnight showing of the Harry Potter movie hammered drunk, just to yell Harry Twatter ever five minutes and ruin it for all the Geeds. TFM.
-Kentucky

You’re better than that (I hope).

Facebook poke wars with your pledge brothers carries over into everyday life. TFM.
-Texas

“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”

Having Fred Durst sign my red Yankees cap at the bar. TFM.
-Minnesota

You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.

R. Kelly pissing on geeds. TFM.
-Kansas

14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.

My slampiece may not be the skinniest girl in the world, but she can shotgun a beer faster than just about everyone I know. TFM.
-Oklahoma

Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.

Chilling in the forest with his bros all day, wearing no pants, eating honey. Pooh Bear. TFTC.
-North Carolina

Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.


The Night’s Watch are the GDIs of The Seven Kingdoms.
 TFM.
-Virginia Tech

It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.

Riding a fratboard to Chilis every day. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.


You can stand in the unemployment line together.


Banging your stove. TFM.


Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.


Gnar.


Holy shit. What is that?

Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this:

  3. ThankYouForFratting

    A delt at my school has a polo tattoo that takes up the whole left part of his chest. TFTC?

    14 years ago at 6:15 pm
    4. alpha gamma brho

      my buddy Frattoo Artist has mastered that art of sneaking ‘geed’, ‘GDI’, or ‘NF’ into all of the tattoos he puts on people who arent greek.

      14 years ago at 3:48 pm
    7. ThankYouForFratting

      No, it was clearly visible on his facebook profile picture, and was one of the many reasons he did not get a bid. And yes, Appalachian State, I’m glad we’re on the same page.

      13 years ago at 4:12 am
  5. older row

    from my perspective, the video was a couple of heavily intoxicated fraternity men trying to re-enact the “Happy Gilmore” drive. Not really a fail.

    14 years ago at 6:19 pm
    2. Joe DiMaggibro

      Glad to hear that that AEPi chapter is not at a chapter at a school that is at all relevant

      14 years ago at 9:17 pm
    1. frat barkley

      Different talents, temperaments, and convictions…. He looks pretty good at shredding the concrete gnar, which for Cali bros is a good thing. Always proud

      14 years ago at 8:42 pm
    2. Frathlete55

      always proud, i sure as hell couldnt do that, not that i would tell people if i could..

      14 years ago at 8:36 pm