FAIL FRIDAY: Happy 4th of July Weekend
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.

Hazing the balls off of ragweed and crabgrass at my summer job with my uncle’s landscaping business. TFM.
-Iowa

If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.

Making my stepmom my new slampiece. TFM.
-Virginia

Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.

Going to the midnight showing of the Harry Potter movie hammered drunk, just to yell Harry Twatter ever five minutes and ruin it for all the Geeds. TFM.
-Kentucky

You’re better than that (I hope).

Facebook poke wars with your pledge brothers carries over into everyday life. TFM.
-Texas

“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”

Having Fred Durst sign my red Yankees cap at the bar. TFM.
-Minnesota

You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.

R. Kelly pissing on geeds. TFM.
-Kansas

14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.

My slampiece may not be the skinniest girl in the world, but she can shotgun a beer faster than just about everyone I know. TFM.
-Oklahoma

Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.

Chilling in the forest with his bros all day, wearing no pants, eating honey. Pooh Bear. TFTC.
-North Carolina

Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.


The Night’s Watch are the GDIs of The Seven Kingdoms.
 TFM.
-Virginia Tech

It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.

Riding a fratboard to Chilis every day. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.


You can stand in the unemployment line together.


Banging your stove. TFM.


Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.


Gnar.


Holy shit. What is that?

Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this:

  2. Dustin Fratson

    Allright well I may be a geed for inquiring on this, but are those Busch Light cans in the last picture shaped like Keystone cans? I have never seen that.

    14 years ago at 10:28 pm
  4. Neil Fratwood IV

    Just cause the chili’s guy rides a broboard to work doesn’t make him not frat, in fact a lot of my pike brothers at arkansas ride them to class all the time, and they are fratty as fuck

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm
    2. Nobody

      Hahahahahaha holy shit this is gold. What is at all fratty about a grown man riding around on a toy meant for unathletic, pimpley, long haired, liberal losers? Absolutely nothing.

      14 years ago at 1:59 pm
    3. Neil Fratwood IV

      nobody, just cause you are in a shitty fraternity and you are nobody… doesnt mean you can judge those who use a broboard

      14 years ago at 2:56 am
    4. jholliday68

      @Neil Fratwood IV, fuck off. I’m a Pike at Arkansas and none of us ride longboards. get a fucking life.

      14 years ago at 12:03 pm
    5. Neil Fratwood IV

      you are definitely not a pi kappa alpha at the university of arkansas cause i would know you then, my broboard says “if you aint pike you aint shit” on the bottom..

      14 years ago at 12:15 am
    1. Nobody

      Seriously. Even when I was 12 I was making fun of the losers riding around on skateboards. I can’t believe I’m actually reading people on TFM defending fucking skateboarding.

      14 years ago at 2:02 pm
  7. Old South Gentleman

    Ha that guy on the stove isn’t passed out, his phone is lit up like he was just using it. I’m assuming most phones go dark after a period of time

    14 years ago at 1:53 pm