FAIL FRIDAY: Haunted Frat
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Stocking up on Astroglide for Shark Week. TFM.
–Tennessee
I hope a great white jumps through the TV and rips off your tiny excuse for a pecker.
My bros and I play monopoly with real money. TFM.
-Michigan
I bet Boardwalk costs a whole 5 dollars.
Offering to take out a sorority girl’s trash and immediately dumping it on her sidewalk. TFM.
-Missouri
That seems counterproductive.
Tipping your spotter at the gym. TFM.
-California
Gotta hit your bro with a twenty spot for making sure you don’t cave in your chest during a 150 max out.
Your friend giving you permission to cup a feel of his girlfriends tits… TFM!
–Pennsylvania
I’ve never seen a TFM worthy of the wall with an exclamation point at the end of it.
Can’t wait until Queen Elizabeth dies so I can fap to the Royal Funeral. TFM.
–DeVry University
Funeral fetish. RFM.
Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter. TFM.
–Missouri
You people’s creativity never ceases to amaze me.
Down at the frat I’m known as Slambanger McPickleinsertion. I think the name speaks for itself. TFM.
–Oklahoma
That’s fucking ridiculous.
Being the 3rd wheel on your brother’s honeymoon, and then being his wingman on the trip. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Brothers don’t let brothers honeymoon alone.
All these years I thought “packing a lip” was eating beef jerky chew. Thank god I found this website. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
The rest of your life should be a fucking breeze.
Photobombing is one thing, but the between-the-legs-junk-grab?
Sleeping on the beach and being mistaken for a corpse. TFM.
Phi Delt throwing up Star Trek gang signs on a coaster.
It must’ve been selfie Sunday.
Dracula is in a frat after all.
This guy’s got the moves, and the look.
Don’t fuck with them, and pray they don’t fuck with you.
That’s how you pay the King of Pop his respects.
Let it be known, these are the two boys that finally killed the bow tie.
The trailer for Haunted Frat:
That might be the most homoerotic and disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.
Old “courting” video that was submitted and makes me want to punch myself in the dick:
Twin chaser:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Ashley Cheatham.
First betchs
12 years ago at 12:49 amI want to do HotPiece from behind but I have the sneaking suspicion that her sweaty butt-cheese would smell too much like hot garbage.
12 years ago at 9:50 am^this
12 years ago at 10:49 amWhere’s the butt pee picture?
12 years ago at 11:41 am^^ something was done?
12 years ago at 1:57 pm^^^So did you make a username only after reading this article, or do you have multiple accounts? Either way, you are an idiot.
12 years ago at 4:16 pmhttp://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24249124.jpg
12 years ago at 4:17 pmPretty sure the shark week comment was talking about the monthly bleed… resulting in the slam going anal instead. Also, they are implying they only have one slam-piece which is so not a TFM. Total Fucking Gay Comment.
12 years ago at 1:19 amFuck all your firsts
12 years ago at 12:49 amdamn it. how?
12 years ago at 12:50 amYou’ll get ’em next time, chief.
12 years ago at 12:51 amFuck you intern.
12 years ago at 12:57 amEat a dick, Sally.
12 years ago at 1:00 am^
12 years ago at 1:08 am^^
12 years ago at 4:30 amIntern coming out swinging.
12 years ago at 9:24 am^ For once.
12 years ago at 10:36 amAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Intern swings his dick
12 years ago at 10:27 am^^^^^^ Sweet Pickle intern, bring back the previous and next buttons. Don’t think I’ve forgotten about them you salty sea dog.
12 years ago at 11:56 am^
12 years ago at 9:39 pmYes.
12 years ago at 12:58 amLook at what washed up at the grossest beach I’ve ever been too
12 years ago at 9:17 amFuck this shitty intern. Any fail friday that gets posted when I’m hammered is not a good fail friday…
12 years ago at 12:58 am^ ‘N’ stuff.
12 years ago at 1:07 amSome of the TFMs that made Fail Friday are actually better than those that were recently posted on the wall.
12 years ago at 9:01 amThe intern’s comments on the posts weren’t even funny
12 years ago at 9:24 am^ They never are.
12 years ago at 10:37 amHazing the intern has been paying off. Earliest FF yet. Still no butt pee picture though.
12 years ago at 12:59 amGo look at my twitter pictures
12 years ago at 1:08 amwrong account, you can figure it out though
12 years ago at 1:09 ambravo
12 years ago at 1:34 amBarvo.
12 years ago at 4:30 amJust gonna throw out the fact that, to me it seemed you were advertising some kind of butt pee picture but there is not one on a Rutherford B Haze twitter.
12 years ago at 7:42 amYeah I know dickhole, there was a big mix up here. It’s also on the interns twitter
12 years ago at 11:02 amWhere at on the interns twitter ?
12 years ago at 1:36 amim so fucked up right now shout out to the park band for a hell of a show
12 years ago at 12:59 amDamn your frat as fuck kid. I’m sure Park Band will appreciate the shout out.
12 years ago at 1:59 am^War Fucking Clemson Tigers
12 years ago at 6:45 am^War Fucking Eagle, dipshit
12 years ago at 9:21 am^You would be correct sir.
12 years ago at 2:49 pmGreat story
12 years ago at 10:28 amJesus.
12 years ago at 1:04 amFuck you intern
12 years ago at 1:06 am6th picture has tits for balls
12 years ago at 1:15 amEeyup.
12 years ago at 7:36 amThat same guy has been on here like 3 times. Same guy from the sig ep eifflel tower picture.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmThought I was seeing double. Guess I was right.
12 years ago at 4:30 pm^^Yes, thank you for noticing FratThisHard. I was just about to point that out. The other one was from two weeks ago with the Sig Ep stomp. CNU is gay as fuck by the way.
12 years ago at 8:02 pm