FAIL FRIDAY: Haunted Frat

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Stocking up on Astroglide for Shark Week. TFM.
–Tennessee

I hope a great white jumps through the TV and rips off your tiny excuse for a pecker.

My bros and I play monopoly with real money. TFM.
-Michigan

I bet Boardwalk costs a whole 5 dollars.

Offering to take out a sorority girl’s trash and immediately dumping it on her sidewalk. TFM.
-Missouri

That seems counterproductive.

Tipping your spotter at the gym. TFM.
-California

Gotta hit your bro with a twenty spot for making sure you don’t cave in your chest during a 150 max out.

Your friend giving you permission to cup a feel of his girlfriends tits… TFM!
–Pennsylvania

I’ve never seen a TFM worthy of the wall with an exclamation point at the end of it.

Can’t wait until Queen Elizabeth dies so I can fap to the Royal Funeral. TFM.
–DeVry University

Funeral fetish. RFM.

Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter. TFM.
–Missouri

You people’s creativity never ceases to amaze me.

Down at the frat I’m known as Slambanger McPickleinsertion. I think the name speaks for itself. TFM.
–Oklahoma

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Being the 3rd wheel on your brother’s honeymoon, and then being his wingman on the trip. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Brothers don’t let brothers honeymoon alone.

All these years I thought “packing a lip” was eating beef jerky chew. Thank god I found this website. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

The rest of your life should be a fucking breeze.


Photobombing is one thing, but the between-the-legs-junk-grab?


Sleeping on the beach and being mistaken for a corpse. TFM.


Phi Delt throwing up Star Trek gang signs on a coaster.


It must’ve been selfie Sunday.


Dracula is in a frat after all.


This guy’s got the moves, and the look.


Don’t fuck with them, and pray they don’t fuck with you.


I love me some Norts.

That’s how you pay the King of Pop his respects.


Let it be known, these are the two boys that finally killed the bow tie.

The trailer for Haunted Frat:


That might be the most homoerotic and disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.

Old “courting” video that was submitted and makes me want to punch myself in the dick:

Twin chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Ashley Cheatham.

    1. Dennis Reynolds

      I want to do HotPiece from behind but I have the sneaking suspicion that her sweaty butt-cheese would smell too much like hot garbage.

      12 years ago at 9:50 am
    2. Will Ferrell

      ^^^So did you make a username only after reading this article, or do you have multiple accounts? Either way, you are an idiot.

      12 years ago at 4:16 pm
    3. GETITRIGHTSON

      Pretty sure the shark week comment was talking about the monthly bleed… resulting in the slam going anal instead. Also, they are implying they only have one slam-piece which is so not a TFM. Total Fucking Gay Comment.

      12 years ago at 1:19 am
    1. NativeFloridaCracker

      ^^^^^^ Sweet Pickle intern, bring back the previous and next buttons. Don’t think I’ve forgotten about them you salty sea dog.

      12 years ago at 11:56 am
  1. topoftheline

    Fuck this shitty intern. Any fail friday that gets posted when I’m hammered is not a good fail friday…

    12 years ago at 12:58 am
    1. PIKEpledge

      Some of the TFMs that made Fail Friday are actually better than those that were recently posted on the wall.

      12 years ago at 9:01 am
  2. GotEm

    Hazing the intern has been paying off. Earliest FF yet. Still no butt pee picture though.

    12 years ago at 12:59 am
    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Just gonna throw out the fact that, to me it seemed you were advertising some kind of butt pee picture but there is not one on a Rutherford B Haze twitter.

      12 years ago at 7:42 am
    2. Rutherford B_RAPE

      Yeah I know dickhole, there was a big mix up here. It’s also on the interns twitter

      12 years ago at 11:02 am
  3. MrRagersNeighborhood

    im so fucked up right now shout out to the park band for a hell of a show

    12 years ago at 12:59 am
    1. WarFuckingTigers

      Damn your frat as fuck kid. I’m sure Park Band will appreciate the shout out.

      12 years ago at 1:59 am
    1. FratThisHard

      That same guy has been on here like 3 times. Same guy from the sig ep eifflel tower picture.

      12 years ago at 1:47 pm
    2. Diplofrat USA

      ^^Yes, thank you for noticing FratThisHard. I was just about to point that out. The other one was from two weeks ago with the Sig Ep stomp. CNU is gay as fuck by the way.

      12 years ago at 8:02 pm