FAIL FRIDAY: Haunted Frat

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Stocking up on Astroglide for Shark Week. TFM.
–Tennessee

I hope a great white jumps through the TV and rips off your tiny excuse for a pecker.

My bros and I play monopoly with real money. TFM.
-Michigan

I bet Boardwalk costs a whole 5 dollars.

Offering to take out a sorority girl’s trash and immediately dumping it on her sidewalk. TFM.
-Missouri

That seems counterproductive.

Tipping your spotter at the gym. TFM.
-California

Gotta hit your bro with a twenty spot for making sure you don’t cave in your chest during a 150 max out.

Your friend giving you permission to cup a feel of his girlfriends tits… TFM!
–Pennsylvania

I’ve never seen a TFM worthy of the wall with an exclamation point at the end of it.

Can’t wait until Queen Elizabeth dies so I can fap to the Royal Funeral. TFM.
–DeVry University

Funeral fetish. RFM.

Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter. TFM.
–Missouri

You people’s creativity never ceases to amaze me.

Down at the frat I’m known as Slambanger McPickleinsertion. I think the name speaks for itself. TFM.
–Oklahoma

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Being the 3rd wheel on your brother’s honeymoon, and then being his wingman on the trip. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Brothers don’t let brothers honeymoon alone.

All these years I thought “packing a lip” was eating beef jerky chew. Thank god I found this website. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

The rest of your life should be a fucking breeze.


Photobombing is one thing, but the between-the-legs-junk-grab?


Sleeping on the beach and being mistaken for a corpse. TFM.


Phi Delt throwing up Star Trek gang signs on a coaster.


It must’ve been selfie Sunday.


Dracula is in a frat after all.


This guy’s got the moves, and the look.


Don’t fuck with them, and pray they don’t fuck with you.


I love me some Norts.

That’s how you pay the King of Pop his respects.


Let it be known, these are the two boys that finally killed the bow tie.

The trailer for Haunted Frat:


That might be the most homoerotic and disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.

Old “courting” video that was submitted and makes me want to punch myself in the dick:

Twin chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Ashley Cheatham.

  1. ImNateHlggers

    I havent taken a shower in 3 days. My balls smell really bad. I want to jerk it but Im afraid the smell will stay on my hand. This is a fucked up situation, guys.

    12 years ago at 1:38 am
    1. ImNateHlggers

      Well I did end up using the sword. I got a hooker but it turns out she can’t handle her shit and she puked on my dick while blowing me. So I chopped her head off. The end.

      12 years ago at 11:13 am
  2. RosesAndRubies2015

    Once I saw the guy in the cargo shorts in the courting video I suddenly lost all desire to continue watching.

    12 years ago at 1:50 am
  3. TKEpledge

    Quit fucking posting pics of TKEs….its obvious you’re jealous for some reason. Don’t hate on the brotherhood. The best are the best, and the others will talk shit. Its how life works. YITB bros

    12 years ago at 1:51 am
    1. WarFuckingTigers

      I’m not up to date on current acronyms, what the fuck does YITB stand for?

      12 years ago at 2:03 am
    2. PIKEpledge

      TKE, how laughable it is how terrible your reputation has become since the days of Reagan. Fuck TKE.

      12 years ago at 10:48 am
    3. FraternityForLife

      I’m a TKE and I find the TKE posts hilarious. All of these posts crack me up. The most disrespectful thing on here is “TKEPLEDGE” who I honestly don’t believe is a member of TKE, or even pledging TKE. So just do the entire world a favor and off yourself, TKEPledge

      12 years ago at 9:19 pm
    1. Porky_Sig

      I think he disabled his account. You just had to link his facebook to Fail Friday, heartless bastards.

      12 years ago at 8:34 am
    2. FratRiley

      The kid is doing the same nut grab in a solo profile pic and I’m supposed to keep that from the TFM community?

      12 years ago at 3:28 pm
    3. cman199506

      Thats clearly not his Facebook. I am the kid. And yes its a wonderful pic, And i love Fratriley’s dedication to getting this type of awesome info out to the community. The names Coleman Hands. and its my old prof pic that has me doing the “reach around” or the “behind the back sac attack”. the account is not disabled

      12 years ago at 5:25 pm
  4. Louis OostHAZEn

    The weird looking fat dude in the tank top looks like he has balls popping out because of the way the image in the background is blurred. Reminds me of the Dorn pic. Still scarred.

    12 years ago at 3:44 am
  5. _Bro beans_

    Right to the chaser. And was disappointed. Fuck you Intern. I’m gonna go watch porn.

    12 years ago at 6:25 am