FAIL FRIDAY: Haunted Frat
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Stocking up on Astroglide for Shark Week. TFM.
–Tennessee
I hope a great white jumps through the TV and rips off your tiny excuse for a pecker.
My bros and I play monopoly with real money. TFM.
-Michigan
I bet Boardwalk costs a whole 5 dollars.
Offering to take out a sorority girl’s trash and immediately dumping it on her sidewalk. TFM.
-Missouri
That seems counterproductive.
Tipping your spotter at the gym. TFM.
-California
Gotta hit your bro with a twenty spot for making sure you don’t cave in your chest during a 150 max out.
Your friend giving you permission to cup a feel of his girlfriends tits… TFM!
–Pennsylvania
I’ve never seen a TFM worthy of the wall with an exclamation point at the end of it.
Can’t wait until Queen Elizabeth dies so I can fap to the Royal Funeral. TFM.
–DeVry University
Funeral fetish. RFM.
Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter. TFM.
–Missouri
You people’s creativity never ceases to amaze me.
Down at the frat I’m known as Slambanger McPickleinsertion. I think the name speaks for itself. TFM.
–Oklahoma
That’s fucking ridiculous.
Being the 3rd wheel on your brother’s honeymoon, and then being his wingman on the trip. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Brothers don’t let brothers honeymoon alone.
All these years I thought “packing a lip” was eating beef jerky chew. Thank god I found this website. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
The rest of your life should be a fucking breeze.
Photobombing is one thing, but the between-the-legs-junk-grab?
Sleeping on the beach and being mistaken for a corpse. TFM.
Phi Delt throwing up Star Trek gang signs on a coaster.
It must’ve been selfie Sunday.
Dracula is in a frat after all.
This guy’s got the moves, and the look.
Don’t fuck with them, and pray they don’t fuck with you.
That’s how you pay the King of Pop his respects.
Let it be known, these are the two boys that finally killed the bow tie.
The trailer for Haunted Frat:
That might be the most homoerotic and disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.
Old “courting” video that was submitted and makes me want to punch myself in the dick:
Twin chaser:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Ashley Cheatham.
Damn Sigma Chi, that was brutal to watch. That chaser couldn’t relieve how shitty that and the haunted frat video were.
12 years ago at 6:48 amAh yeah my Sig Chi bros representing. THAT’S HOW WE DO BABY. In hoc brothers.
12 years ago at 7:15 amCome on, man.
12 years ago at 8:00 amI’m embarrassed
12 years ago at 9:42 am^^ second that derby days is one thing but the cargos and the dress not so much.
12 years ago at 11:33 amIs it too late to turn my bid in? Might give tke a go. Whatever that is.
12 years ago at 3:05 pmWell I could be wrong, but I believe TKE is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
12 years ago at 5:14 pmTiny excuse for a pecker. TFM.
12 years ago at 8:26 amThose latinas. good lawd.
12 years ago at 8:44 amNone of our kind posted on here today. Intern, I’m disappointed. I would like to storm TFM headquarters and eat your face off, but your punishment must be more severe.
12 years ago at 8:58 amTRudyEugeneM
12 years ago at 9:00 amTKE, Phi Delt and Sig Chi never fail to… fail.
12 years ago at 9:23 amThe Empire Strikes Back all day err day
12 years ago at 9:52 am^I’m glad someone else noticed that. He has a space ship in his hand.
12 years ago at 10:42 amI think that guy might actually be dead…
12 years ago at 9:39 amits a sad day when you see your cousin on fail friday
12 years ago at 9:49 amWhich picture was he in?
12 years ago at 9:51 amthe sig pi rapist looking one
12 years ago at 9:57 amHolding him accountable. RFM
12 years ago at 3:06 pmYou must be one ugly son of a bitch.
12 years ago at 4:00 pmSomeone make an account called Slambanger McPickleinsertion now
12 years ago at 9:51 amGoddamn character limits.
12 years ago at 11:21 am^Although not as funny, it does roll off the tongue more easily
12 years ago at 12:15 pm^ That’s what she said.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmHoly boobies on girl on the left. I want to curl up in her chest cleavage valley
12 years ago at 10:50 am