FAIL FRIDAY: Haunted Frat

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Stocking up on Astroglide for Shark Week. TFM.
–Tennessee

I hope a great white jumps through the TV and rips off your tiny excuse for a pecker.

My bros and I play monopoly with real money. TFM.
-Michigan

I bet Boardwalk costs a whole 5 dollars.

Offering to take out a sorority girl’s trash and immediately dumping it on her sidewalk. TFM.
-Missouri

That seems counterproductive.

Tipping your spotter at the gym. TFM.
-California

Gotta hit your bro with a twenty spot for making sure you don’t cave in your chest during a 150 max out.

Your friend giving you permission to cup a feel of his girlfriends tits… TFM!
–Pennsylvania

I’ve never seen a TFM worthy of the wall with an exclamation point at the end of it.

Can’t wait until Queen Elizabeth dies so I can fap to the Royal Funeral. TFM.
–DeVry University

Funeral fetish. RFM.

Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter. TFM.
–Missouri

You people’s creativity never ceases to amaze me.

Down at the frat I’m known as Slambanger McPickleinsertion. I think the name speaks for itself. TFM.
–Oklahoma

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Being the 3rd wheel on your brother’s honeymoon, and then being his wingman on the trip. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Brothers don’t let brothers honeymoon alone.

All these years I thought “packing a lip” was eating beef jerky chew. Thank god I found this website. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

The rest of your life should be a fucking breeze.


Photobombing is one thing, but the between-the-legs-junk-grab?


Sleeping on the beach and being mistaken for a corpse. TFM.


Phi Delt throwing up Star Trek gang signs on a coaster.


It must’ve been selfie Sunday.


Dracula is in a frat after all.


This guy’s got the moves, and the look.


Don’t fuck with them, and pray they don’t fuck with you.


I love me some Norts.

That’s how you pay the King of Pop his respects.


Let it be known, these are the two boys that finally killed the bow tie.

The trailer for Haunted Frat:


That might be the most homoerotic and disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.

Old “courting” video that was submitted and makes me want to punch myself in the dick:

Twin chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Ashley Cheatham.

    1. DFlo, he was mistakenly referring to the comment above yours and by responding to his comment you undid his mistake.

      12 years ago at 1:39 pm
    1. Erald Fratterson

      Nah, still FAF. When you wear a bow tie with a polo shirt you might as well use it as a noose and hang yourself.

      12 years ago at 1:57 pm
  1. CountNotCunt

    Probably two of the gayest videos you could possibly put together, Intern. I had to stop after the Sigma Chi in the tranny suit came out. One chaser isn’t going to alleviate the bitterness that this Fail Friday left me with.

    12 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. StarShieldandLamp

      Debatable. Only if the twins come as a packaged deal then i might agree, two girls are always better than one.

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm
  2. NaNaNaNa FRATman

    That was gayer than the cast of RENT sitting down to watch “So you think you can dance?” together,

    12 years ago at 3:29 pm