FAIL FRIDAY: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Dropped over $500 at American Eagle this weekend cause everything was on sale. TFM.
–Michigan

Way to take advantage of the holiday savings.

Slampiece gave me road head, while she drived. TFM.
–Oklahoma

While she “drived?” Jesus, Oklahoma.

Crop dusting your parole officer while taking a piss test. TFM.
–Georgia

Your fucking parole officer? Probation officer…maybe, but parole officer? No.

What do Kim Jong II and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both died at 69. TFM.
–Alabama

If Kim Jong Il participated in 69 he’d have to get his toes sucked.

Ripping cigs, sipping on expensive ass scotch, and donning a motherfucking fedora. TFM.
–Arizona

Yeah! Yeah! What?

One sign of an STD and slammy will be hearing from my lawyer…who is also my dad. TFM.
-Florida

This is a perfect example of a “my dad is frat” joke gone wrong.

Knowing I’ll come back from Christmas break tanner than when I left. TFM.
-Georgia

I really expected a “TSM” on the end of this one.

Asking doc for suppositories instead of chewables. TFM.
-Indiana

This is one of those purposely bad TFMs that takes me one step closer to a random act of violence.

Submitting TFM after TFM, even though none of your previous postings got submitted. TFM.
-Georgia

Because you’re a fucking halfwit.

Every Christmas Eve I dress up as the Grinch and hide under my 6-year-old sister’s bed until she climbs in to sleep, then I jump out and growl until she cries and pisses herself. TFM.
-Texas

Good for you. Haze the Christmas sprit into your 6-year-old sister.


Dibs on bottom bunk!


When your paddle doubles as a fantasy battle sword. TFM.


This is why you don’t play Modern Warfare when you get home from the bar.


“Santa, do you have a roll of quarters in your pocket or something?”


This came close to ruining my Christmas.

I thought I’d do things a little bit differently this week. It is Christmas, after all. Merry Christmas fellas…

    3. fratty_tallboy

      ^ and ^^ need to learn how to use the god damned carrot sign properly. Lace and race.

      13 years ago at 6:51 pm
  6. sigtausaint

    Fuck that video.. but to the Phi Delts- I didnt know it was FaF to sit on santa’s lap when your in college..

    13 years ago at 6:38 pm
    2. fratty_tallboy

      ^^ Well you see there’s this column called fail friday. It has on it a bunch of things that are submitted as “FaF” or “TFM” that are in fact neither of those things.

      13 years ago at 6:54 pm
    3. sigtausaint

      I understand this tallboy, but obviously they thought it was good enough to put on TFM.

      13 years ago at 7:43 pm
    6. whisky and ice

      ^ Please don’t encourage that fuck to join in. I hate having to proof read my drunk comments because, that dumb ass feels the need to correct every single error.

      13 years ago at 9:27 pm
    7. MakersWithASplash

      The Phi’s in that picture are a disgrace. This shows that the only good Phi Delt chapters are in the South because those wishing to be Sandusky’d by Santa can only come from the North.

      13 years ago at 9:21 am
  9. USS Hazer

    Loved the video. Knew what was coming and it still made me jump. You’re crafty one there intern.

    13 years ago at 6:42 pm
    3. DILF

      Damnit, ΣΧ had been able to stay off of fail Friday for such a long time, until now.

      13 years ago at 6:53 pm
    8. TexasBroChill

      Let me clear this up. Phi Delt in the North. NF. Phi Delt in the South. FaF.

      13 years ago at 7:22 pm
    14. 1855WhiteCross

      The Sigma Chi picture seemed a bit to posed. And I’m totally not biased at all… Fuck fedoras.

      13 years ago at 1:02 am
    15. Sour_Frat_Kid

      ^^^^The only thing possibly less frat then the north is California, including West Coast Jimmy, but excluding McCoy.

      13 years ago at 12:18 pm
    16. Jon M Fratsman

      Phi Delt does tend to make it on here pretty frequently, though I respect the hell out of them as a fraternity. Sigma Chi on the other hand isn’t on here nearly as much but when we are it’s usually pretty bad, like this time. And though I don’t have any particular love for Beta I have to agree that the Miami Triad is frat as fuck.

      13 years ago at 8:50 pm
    2. MOMOgotMojo

      it is the pee that is from you drinking scotch rolling out of a slams ass. not to be confused with beer shits

      13 years ago at 3:43 am
    3. futureleader14

      It’s pee in a girl’s butt that you let age there for a while. It has to be a couple years, though.

      13 years ago at 10:52 pm