FAIL FRIDAY: High Heels, Higher Standards
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.
We get it, you have big feet.
Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.
Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.
Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.
Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.
Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.
In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.
Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.
Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.
Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.
Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.
Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.
If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.
I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.
Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.
Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.
I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.
Weren’t we all?
Chaser
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8 years ago at 10:25 amThe first picture is a charity event called “Walk a mile in her shoes” it’s raising money for domestic assault victims
8 years ago at 10:52 amRight but don’t take pictures like you’re enjoying it. It’s supposed to be sharing in her pain not reveling in your justification for wearing silly shoes.
8 years ago at 11:05 amI’m fully aware of this, as the caption indicates, and while I in no way, shape or form and condoning participating in philanthropic efforts, those photos of grown men in high heels have got to stop.
8 years ago at 11:45 amOh I agree 100% with both of you. I was just giving some back story
8 years ago at 12:14 pmI miss when the intern posted Fail Friday so we can yell at him
8 years ago at 11:08 amI’m cool with you yelling at me tbh. Keeps me engaged.
8 years ago at 11:44 amReal heroes don’t always wear capes (but honestly it’s cooler when they do #rompersandcapes #getsummerlit
8 years ago at 11:58 am)
8 years ago at 7:44 pmNo it’s not the same because you don’t cry.
8 years ago at 12:01 pmThe ship cat doesn’t rep all Sig Nus…. good god.
8 years ago at 11:15 amYes, he does. Except Frabst.
8 years ago at 11:50 amSoooo….how long have you been blowing Frabst?
8 years ago at 10:13 pmAgreed shit was disgraceful seeing letters like that. Bottom tier chapter for sure.
8 years ago at 9:36 pmSomeone really hates that chapter of Sig Chi
8 years ago at 11:27 amthe guy that got his letters sunburned onto him deserves to be slapped nonstop on his chest
8 years ago at 12:09 pmmy FATHER co-worker’s sister-in-law makes $73 /hour on the computer . She has been without a job for nine months but last month her check was $20283 just working on the computer for a few hours. This Sitemore information>>>>>>>>>>>http://archive.is/VORZm
8 years ago at 12:45 pmShow us your FATHERS co-worker’s sister-in-law’s tits
8 years ago at 12:53 pmFATHER co-worker*. Her father is her also her co-worker, who’s sister-in-law would be her Aunt.
8 years ago at 2:52 pmForget the lip tattoo, that will fade. The dudes in pics seven and nine are more fucked than Tara Reid’s boob job.
8 years ago at 12:35 pmv nice
8 years ago at 12:42 pmThe dude in the Donald Duck pic looks 30
8 years ago at 3:32 pmSigma Chi taking L’s this week, but that tribal tattoo must reaaaallyyyy slay, doesn’t it?
8 years ago at 3:55 pm