FAIL FRIDAY: High Heels, Higher Standards
8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.

We get it, you have big feet.

Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.

Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.

Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.

Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.

Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.

In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.

Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.

Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.

You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.

Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.

Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.

Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.

If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.

I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.

Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.

Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.

I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.

Weren’t we all?

I do not care if it is for charity -- these high heel pictures are disgraceful.
I do not care if it is for charity — these high heel pictures are disgraceful.
They get all of the pussy.
They get all of the pussy.
He must be stopped.
He must be stopped.
He is pregnant.
He is pregnant.
Way to do your frat flag proud.
Way to do your frat flag proud.
That is what we call a judgement error.
That is what we call a judgement error.
Dude come on.
Dude come on.
Holy crap this is lame.
Holy crap this is lame.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He is on the move.
He is on the move.
Fucking why guys? WHY?
Fucking why guys? WHY?
Looks like these guys get lit as hell.
Looks like these bros get lit as hell.
Should've forgotten about this photo and never posted it.
Should’ve forgotten about this photo and never posted it.
You better, because nobody else does.
You better, because nobody else does.
Rouuuugh night.
Rouuuugh night.
Goober family on fleek.
Goober family on fleek.
The fuck you doing son?
The fuck you doing son?
We're going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you've got.
We’re going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you’ve got.
Gang gang gang gang.
Gang gang gang gang.
Get friend-zoned harder. You can't.
Get friend-zoned harder. You can’t.

Things could be going better for this guy

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Golf is fun

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He caught all cheek (@nolanporetz)

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Let the devil out of you, son

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Chaser

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  2. thevaginator

    Hello peasants! It’s time again for a TFM commenter award. This time we have “Most likely to still be a virgin”. The nominees are:
    Michaelblurry
    Risingfratstaroftx
    Blowjob420
    Baybro
    Sal Natural (Kid goes to my school and this is more of a fact than an opinion)

    Congrats to all the nominees!

    8 years ago at 11:00 pm
    2. RisingFratstarOfTX

      See that, fellas? Haven’t said a word to this loser in weeks, and he still can’t stop bringing me up. When do I pick up my award for Most Time Spent in Your Head? By the way, I noticed you kept yourself off this list, I guess announcers can’t be nominees. How sad for you.

      8 years ago at 10:41 am
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        I’m sure that external validation from a guy named Blowjob is exactly what his analyst recommended.

        8 years ago at 4:06 pm
      4. Fratty McFratFrat

        You’re inviting a man to perform oral sex. Technically, doesn’t that make you a homosexual? Yes, I believe it does (not that there’s anything wrong with that). And no, I don’t want to fuck you in the ass, either.

        8 years ago at 4:00 am
      5. Blowjob420

        Who the fuck said I was inviting a guy? Where the fuck did you get that from. So girls don’t give guys blowjobs? Interesting

        8 years ago at 11:49 am
      8. Fratty McFratFrat

        You’re right, kid, I am Blowjob420. Will that information help you make better comments? No, no it won’t. Your comments will suck no matter who I am. Sorry.

        8 years ago at 8:17 pm
      10. RisingFratstarOfTX

        It’s ok, little puppet. Maybe one day you’ll be a real little girl.

        8 years ago at 7:03 pm
  3. TauKappaFratt984

    I mean, the wagon for transporting passed out brothers isn’t a terrible idea.

    8 years ago at 9:36 pm