FAIL FRIDAY: Hit The Dab
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Your golf drives and penis sharing many similarities such as being short and curved at the end. TFM.

Thanks for sharing that personal information with us.

I like cooking breakfast, or sandwiches, or food in general. I like doing laundry. The woman does belong in the kitchen or cleaning. And I like cleaning. I’m a children’s golf instructor. I own and shoot guns. I’m Republican. I own a black lab. I’m getting my Masters in Elementary Special Ed, so I am not going for the MRS degree. I don’t want your shirts, I have my own. I like making my man happy, in every way. Can you handle me? TFM.

I mean, yeah, but this isn’t a dating application website.

Twas way after Christmas, and all through the frastle (frat castle), not a hole left unplugged, not even an asshole. TFM. #BUTTSTUFF2016

The #buttstuff movement has gone too far.

If I ever got caught looking at tranny porn I would just deny it cause I slay a lot of sweet sweet puss. TFM.

How can you deny it if you’re caught looking at it?

Majoring in Fireball, minoring in Fratty Light. TFM.

Something tells me you’re going to graduate with a degree in nothing.

Blacking out but knowing you got some because your room smells like pee. TFM.

Not sure how one thing confirms the other.

I think girls love doing the sex with me because they never have to complain about being sore the next day. TFM.

I get it, because of your tiny ween.

My trimmer always gets caught around my anus whilst trimming my pubes for some reason. TFM. #chipotleproblems

Fucking gross, dude. Get out of here.

Whipping it out and jacking it mid-party when you see a hot chick like Donnie Azoff. TFM.

That’s how you end up a sex offender.

One two, buckle my Sperry. Three four, my b-hole is hairy. Five six, I love Mexican chicks. Seven eight, doctors have declared I have a deranged mental state and need to take my medication. TFM.

Get well soon, kid. You’re scaring us.

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Sleep tight, sweet prince.
Sleep tight, sweet prince.
The fuck? Some disrespectful shit.
The fuck? Some disrespectful shit.
Good job, good effort!
Good job, good effort!
Please be in the passenger seat.
Please be in the passenger seat.
Scooby pulls all the baddest bitches.
Scooby pulls all the baddest bitches.
Sometimes you just gotta hold your own puke.
Sometimes you just gotta hold your own puke.
Pretty sure hes dead.
Pretty sure he’s dead.
Cute as fuck tho.
Cute as fuck tho.
God damn it, bros.
God damn it, bros.
Odds these guys practice human sacrifice?
Odds these guys practice human sacrifice? High.
The dab is dead. This is the tombstone.
The dab is dead. This is the tombstone.
Not what you want to find outside your door when you get home.
Not what you want to find when you get home.
Mofuckas just out here embarrassing themselves.
Mo’fuckas just out here embarrassing themselves.
Man down.
Man down.
Dude finished last in his fantasy football league and had to go to class wearing this.
Dude finished last in his fantasy football league and had to go to class wearing this.
Dude you're creeping everyone out.
Son, you’re creeping everyone out.
The Vest Squad needs to be stopped.
The Vest Squad needs to be stopped.
Tight boner.
Tight boner.
Looks like it was a successful night.
Looks like it was a successful night.
You alright there, big fella?
You alright there, big fella?

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Going down with the ship. #TFM from @cnewlove at Boston College

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  2. backinmyday

    Way too many pictures of high schoolers this week, intern. The most you’re allowed is zero.

    10 years ago at 11:31 am
  3. Alphafratmaphi

    First of all how the fuck is having a boner when a girl is on you a fail? Second of all, goddamn it’s hard to be an Alpha sig. 9/10 alpha sig chapters are 100% goobers

    10 years ago at 11:51 am
  4. Larry_Sellers

    He knows he got some if his room smells like pee because he was obviously peeing in some butt the previous night. Try to keep up, new intern.

    10 years ago at 11:53 am
  6. GreekJarhead

    Goddamnit Phi Tau, it had been so long since one of our chapters was on here. Damn it.

    10 years ago at 1:58 pm
  8. EQ_Kimball33

    I played hockey in high school with the kick slamming the ironing board on his his head. We called him Auschwitz because of how skinny he was.

    10 years ago at 2:22 pm
  9. SuperSig1845

    Fuck… on one hand we have the great UofMich Alpha Sig chapter that is notorious for partying so much that the neighbors hate them.. then you have this group of guys that are straight embarrassing.

    10 years ago at 2:35 pm
  10. Patrick Frat Star

    You could’ve just re-posted Jack Katzman’s Ivy League/State School garbage article and that would’ve been a sufficient Fail Friday post.

    10 years ago at 3:24 pm