FAIL FRIDAY: Holding Her Hair
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not wearing my seat belt so my polo doesn’t get wrinkled. TFM.
-Washington
I mean, how’re you supposed to frat with a wrinkled polo?
Forgetting you left the pledges blindfolded in your car with the windows up on a hot day. And then coming back hours later. TFM.
-Florida
That’s called negligent homicide.
Doing silly things to make my bros laugh. TFM.
–Tennessee
“OMG LOL you’re so silly!” -Bros
Painting my fratcock blue and white, and only fucking sorostitutes on their periods to celebrate this 4th of July. TAmericanM.
-Pennsylvania
A true patriot.
Telling your slampiece you are going to tattoo her face on your butt because she’s always on your ass. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Joke of the year thus far, right there.
Snorting whiskey with a hundred dollar bill. TFM.
-Alabama
Wrong substance, chief.
Impregnating your slam with the future president and then making her take a pill that essentially aborts him. TFM.
-California
You’re some kind of sick sociopath.
The police officer shaking your hand when he you tell him that you’ll definitely take care of the girl that’s roofied in the back of your Honda Civic. TFM.
–Georgia
Way to protect and serve, officer.
Making fun of other people walking home drunk because you rode you’re bike instead. TFM.
-Illinois
“Bet you wish you had a bicycle, pavement walking slaves! Suck it!”
Taking a literal shit in the pocket of a rushee’s cargo shorts after he falls asleep in your bed during a heart to heart. TFM.
-Nevada
Top-tier chapters don’t even hand out bid cards anymore. They just shit in your cargo pockets.
I guess he gave one fuck.
Not the gentlest way to hold her hair.
Power pointing at a speeding train that’s coming straight at you. TFM.
Look at the size and shape of those heads.
IFC squat.
Asserting dominance by planting your bare naked ass on a friend’s passed out face. TFM.
This is what happens when you repeal DOMA.
They’ll save you from the bad guys, but then someone needs to save you from their advances.
He got pwned in Halo and immediately puked his fucking brains out.
Body shot boner. TFTC.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Fail Friday up before noon? Am I dreaming?
12 years ago at 9:23 amIntern, you’re on top of it. Unfortunately there’s hardly anyone conscious enough to acknowledge the effort, nor would anyone truly remember that one time you posted a FF before 8am.
12 years ago at 9:41 amYou mention how the guy who threw up was “pwned in Halo”, but that is clearly a Nintendo Gamecube controller and Halo is an xbox exclusive. You are the failure.
12 years ago at 10:00 amI was gonna say something about that, Good thing I didn’t…
12 years ago at 8:51 amLeave it to Pike to make the worst video I have seen to date
12 years ago at 10:08 amHopefully the seat belt guy will die in an accident because he didn’t wear his seat belt.
12 years ago at 10:09 amwoah bro, takin fail friday pretty seriously this week
12 years ago at 7:03 pmDamn Intern, you’re getting quick enough to where the community at whole might not want to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
12 years ago at 10:09 amI needed all 39:29 of that chaser
12 years ago at 10:10 amJesus Condom hahahahaha
12 years ago at 10:10 amhahahahahaha how funny is it bro?
12 years ago at 7:06 pmThe kid in the laser tag picture whos sticking his tongue out and grabbing his balls, also has a black eye. Frat on sir
12 years ago at 10:11 amCould not be anymore embarrassed to call those two kids fellow pi kappa alpha members
12 years ago at 10:12 amI doubt anyone gives a shit sport.
12 years ago at 12:27 pmpike on….
12 years ago at 1:35 pm