FAIL FRIDAY: Holding Her Hair
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not wearing my seat belt so my polo doesn’t get wrinkled. TFM.
-Washington
I mean, how’re you supposed to frat with a wrinkled polo?
Forgetting you left the pledges blindfolded in your car with the windows up on a hot day. And then coming back hours later. TFM.
-Florida
That’s called negligent homicide.
Doing silly things to make my bros laugh. TFM.
–Tennessee
“OMG LOL you’re so silly!” -Bros
Painting my fratcock blue and white, and only fucking sorostitutes on their periods to celebrate this 4th of July. TAmericanM.
-Pennsylvania
A true patriot.
Telling your slampiece you are going to tattoo her face on your butt because she’s always on your ass. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Joke of the year thus far, right there.
Snorting whiskey with a hundred dollar bill. TFM.
-Alabama
Wrong substance, chief.
Impregnating your slam with the future president and then making her take a pill that essentially aborts him. TFM.
-California
You’re some kind of sick sociopath.
The police officer shaking your hand when he you tell him that you’ll definitely take care of the girl that’s roofied in the back of your Honda Civic. TFM.
–Georgia
Way to protect and serve, officer.
Making fun of other people walking home drunk because you rode you’re bike instead. TFM.
-Illinois
“Bet you wish you had a bicycle, pavement walking slaves! Suck it!”
Taking a literal shit in the pocket of a rushee’s cargo shorts after he falls asleep in your bed during a heart to heart. TFM.
-Nevada
Top-tier chapters don’t even hand out bid cards anymore. They just shit in your cargo pockets.
I guess he gave one fuck.
Not the gentlest way to hold her hair.
Power pointing at a speeding train that’s coming straight at you. TFM.
Look at the size and shape of those heads.
IFC squat.
Asserting dominance by planting your bare naked ass on a friend’s passed out face. TFM.
This is what happens when you repeal DOMA.
They’ll save you from the bad guys, but then someone needs to save you from their advances.
He got pwned in Halo and immediately puked his fucking brains out.
Body shot boner. TFTC.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Seriously though, fuck pike.
12 years ago at 4:28 pmJesus Condom looks like Benny from The Sandlot
12 years ago at 5:48 pmI thought the one about doing silly things to make your friends laugh was pretty funny.
12 years ago at 7:13 pmBest chaser ever. Turned my mid-afternoon pinch and plop into a full out one hand jam sesh.
12 years ago at 7:22 pmBest chaser ever.
12 years ago at 7:25 pmShake that bear!
12 years ago at 8:57 pmIf doing silly things is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
12 years ago at 10:04 pmJesus Condom…how did this kid survive high school? I can just picture it now: the teacher is taking attendance, going down the list of names. “Katie Smith, Kyle Turner, Jack Young…” and then just uncontrollable laughter. Finally she manages to utter the name: Jesus Condom. The classroom erupts into laughter as well as Mr. Condom hangs his head in shame.
12 years ago at 2:43 amCool story, bro.
12 years ago at 10:42 pmSnortin whiskey, and drinking cocaine. TFM
12 years ago at 8:51 pmThe IFC Squat guys were at UIFI, and one of them was a facilitator. Kind of a shame they’re on here, they were actually incredibly helpful.
12 years ago at 9:54 am