FAIL FRIDAY: Elves Throwing Up

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Giving your little sister shacker jewelry for Christmas. TFM.
-Kentucky

This is actually brilliant.

Upgrading from Android to iPhone 5 so I can snapchat panoramic dick picks. Its a TFM.
-Virginia

That’s a lot of panoramic man pole.

Playing college football and knowing that not ALL black guys have huge dicks…but some of them…Jesus. TFM.
–Florida

That’s a lovely observation, and totally makes sense as a “Total Frat Move.”

She said she thinks she recognized me from the gym. I said she didnt look like she goes to the gym and walked away. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

What a nice guy.

Only using Ralph Lauren dress socks to jack off into. TFM.
-Arizona

You’re a try-hard masturbator.

Setting “Mercy” as your ex-slam’s ringtone, because you know she wants to be in your two seat lambo while she tries to jerk you. TFM.
-Florida

Well obviously you have to do that.

Drinking while playing Stratego. It’s Fratego. TFM.
–North Carolina

When it comes to strategy board games, Stratego is about as frat as it gets.

Your level 4 Pikachu clutching in SSBros64 sudden death against a level 9 Fox to give your team the W. TFM.
–Alabama

Took me 20 minutes, but I finally figured out this is a reference to the video game Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo 64, which is not, in fact, an F-move.

Meteor showers. NF. Bumps in the shower. TFM.
–Florida

Doing cocaine in the shower is one of the stupider things I’ve ever heard.

Making cats leave. TscatM.
-School of Hard Knocks

It is true, yelling “Scat!” will get cats to leave.

If you’re an ATO and you’re being interviewed about sexual assault allegations, don’t throw a dip in.

If you’re witnessing live amateur pornography being filmed, don’t wear your letters.

Sometimes crafting can be horrifying.

Now that’s a solid selfie.

I think that’s a strange position to puke in, but whatever…everyone has their style.

Fake it till you make it.

Sweet gauges and lip ring, bravolski.

You could take an eye out with that hair.

Thataway, elf. Hold that elf slut’s hair.

That tat is dope.

Santa frats hard.

The two-legged chair claims a victim.

Peeing your pants and touching yourself. TFM.

There’s a lot of awkward going on here.

What the fuck is with you people and same-sex nipple licking?

“Get ‘er! You get her and I’ll get you! Get ‘er!”

So fabulously sratty, with a filter.

I don’t know what the fuck this is.

Jorts + sliding shorts + boots + hairy man ass = this photo

Wu really, really had to go:

Wu’s homies are way too okay with his behavior.

Sam hits a sorority party:

The Purdue Skulls are really fucking hardcore:

Chaser to wash away the bad:

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