FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Basically, if I’m down to eat butt that night, I’ll let all the girls know it, and whoever wants it can holler at me on my cellular. TFM.

“Hit me on my cellular if you’re down to get that butt eaten. Daddy is hungry.”

Being both a teenager, a ninja, a turtle, and a mutant. TTMNTM.

Come on, man. I don’t have time for this shit.

Pretending the “F” on your final stand for “Fratty.” TFM.

Yeah tell your parents that’s what it stands for. See what happens.

Tailgating and drinking at one of your former high schools sporting events over break. TFM.

The sad thing is that I know some of you pathetic sons of bitches will do this.

Being called a try hard but convincing yourself your not trying hard enough. TFM.

You’re* not cool or smart.

Not using the letters G, D, or I on a writing assignment. TFM.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

I got so mad yesterday. TFM.

Frat.

Setting tinder to males 18-20 and telling all the matches to rush your rival fraternity. TFM.

Oh man you’ll show those rivals of yours!

Let’s be real, the longer you spend in the restroom, the greater the chance is that everyone thinks you’re pooping. That’s why I don’t wipe. No one ever thinks I poop. TFM.

You have poop butt, bro.

I’m just going to be blatantly honest, intern. I usually enjoy a good fish sandwich. Heck, I’ll even tongue punch the b-hole if it’s clean, but the moment I hear a girl fart, I swear on everything holy, I will not put my face in between those legs again! TFM.

Shut it down. Burn it all. We’re done here.

He's doing it wrong.
He’s doing it wrong.
Possibly the worst game of beer pong that has ever taken place.
Possibly the worst game of beer pong that has ever taken place.
Appears to be a man making love to a Christmas tree.
Appears to be a man making love to a Christmas tree.
Batman poops too.
Batman poops too.
Goob so hard.
Goob so hard.
Some guys just can't hang.
Some guys just can’t hang.
Come on, bros. Don't do that.
Come on, bros. Don’t do that.
Motherfucker is a vampire.
Motherfucker is a vampire.
Terrifying or cute? Both?
Terrifying or cute? Both?
Mother of God.
Mother of God.
Pledge costumes are just the worst.
Pledge costumes are just the worst.
Cheeky bikinis. TSM.
Cheeky bikinis. TSM.
Man down.
Man down.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
That's going to be a harsh awakening.
That’s going to be a harsh awakening.
Don't end up like this guy.
Don’t end up like this guy.
OR this guy.
OR this guy.
OR these two.
OR these two.

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  3. TheTalentedMrFratley

    I actually thought the kid in the Reggie Miller jersey taking a “Sir Harrington” was pretty funny.

    11 years ago at 3:29 pm
  4. Lord Farquads

    Is it me or does the helluva night guy’s bottom half look disproportionately large?

    11 years ago at 3:29 pm
    2. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Taking a gander at it I’d reckon this chap has a case of the Ebola. Thanks Obama.

      11 years ago at 4:02 pm
  5. FrobertELee

    Im not going to say you did a good job intern. Because you didnt. And youre still a fuck face. But, ill be damned if I didnt have to wipe my screen off after that chaser.

    11 years ago at 3:30 pm