FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Basically, if I’m down to eat butt that night, I’ll let all the girls know it, and whoever wants it can holler at me on my cellular. TFM.
“Hit me on my cellular if you’re down to get that butt eaten. Daddy is hungry.”
Being both a teenager, a ninja, a turtle, and a mutant. TTMNTM.
Come on, man. I don’t have time for this shit.
Pretending the “F” on your final stand for “Fratty.” TFM.
Yeah tell your parents that’s what it stands for. See what happens.
Tailgating and drinking at one of your former high schools sporting events over break. TFM.
The sad thing is that I know some of you pathetic sons of bitches will do this.
Being called a try hard but convincing yourself your not trying hard enough. TFM.
You’re* not cool or smart.
Not using the letters G, D, or I on a writing assignment. TFM.
The world needs ditch diggers, too.
I got so mad yesterday. TFM.
Frat.
Setting tinder to males 18-20 and telling all the matches to rush your rival fraternity. TFM.
Oh man you’ll show those rivals of yours!
Let’s be real, the longer you spend in the restroom, the greater the chance is that everyone thinks you’re pooping. That’s why I don’t wipe. No one ever thinks I poop. TFM.
You have poop butt, bro.
I’m just going to be blatantly honest, intern. I usually enjoy a good fish sandwich. Heck, I’ll even tongue punch the b-hole if it’s clean, but the moment I hear a girl fart, I swear on everything holy, I will not put my face in between those legs again! TFM.
Shut it down. Burn it all. We’re done here.
That chaser.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmThat’s the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
11 years ago at 7:00 pmWTF is wrong with you?
11 years ago at 11:07 pmI doubt that. And I thought it was inspirational.
11 years ago at 11:12 pmThe blonde in the chaser is Jordan Clapp, definitely one of B-town’s more exotic points of interest, if you’ve got letters she’s got time
11 years ago at 11:59 pmIs that her actual last name? Or is it a helpful nickname, warning me of what I’ll have after I’m done with her?
11 years ago at 11:10 amThe one about not using ‘G’, ‘D’, or ‘I’ on a paper has been on the wall before. Bang up job.
11 years ago at 3:37 pmThere is no way that dude hanging by the sheets is passed out. If he is, how the fuck does that happen?
11 years ago at 3:38 pmGirl fails brings a who knew meaning to bitches be trippin.
11 years ago at 3:38 pmYour parents should be put on trial for crimes against humanity for not aborting you, Intern. Fuck you.
11 years ago at 3:39 pmJesus Christ, did you post enough pictures of man ass?
11 years ago at 3:43 pmMy TTMNTM post was worthy of the wall you douche
11 years ago at 3:44 pmOn the off chance that I ever discover time travel, the very first thing I am going to do is go back in time and pull your inbred father’s sorry excuse for a penis out of your mother and let his defective seed squirt onto the mulch pile he had his way with her on to consume you.
11 years ago at 3:45 pmto create you.*
11 years ago at 4:11 pmCorrecting yourself. NF
11 years ago at 10:05 pmCanada. NF
11 years ago at 8:49 amNice recycling the lambda chi guys, intern
11 years ago at 3:47 pmThank you, intern, for an incredibly subpar, late Fail Friday. Your life has no worth and I hope you enjoy your spot at the kiddies table during your family holiday parties as Father Dorn eyes you from afar, readying himself to plug your holes after a few sips from the holiday punch.
11 years ago at 3:52 pm