FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Basically, if I’m down to eat butt that night, I’ll let all the girls know it, and whoever wants it can holler at me on my cellular. TFM.
“Hit me on my cellular if you’re down to get that butt eaten. Daddy is hungry.”
Being both a teenager, a ninja, a turtle, and a mutant. TTMNTM.
Come on, man. I don’t have time for this shit.
Pretending the “F” on your final stand for “Fratty.” TFM.
Yeah tell your parents that’s what it stands for. See what happens.
Tailgating and drinking at one of your former high schools sporting events over break. TFM.
The sad thing is that I know some of you pathetic sons of bitches will do this.
Being called a try hard but convincing yourself your not trying hard enough. TFM.
You’re* not cool or smart.
Not using the letters G, D, or I on a writing assignment. TFM.
The world needs ditch diggers, too.
I got so mad yesterday. TFM.
Frat.
Setting tinder to males 18-20 and telling all the matches to rush your rival fraternity. TFM.
Oh man you’ll show those rivals of yours!
Let’s be real, the longer you spend in the restroom, the greater the chance is that everyone thinks you’re pooping. That’s why I don’t wipe. No one ever thinks I poop. TFM.
You have poop butt, bro.
I’m just going to be blatantly honest, intern. I usually enjoy a good fish sandwich. Heck, I’ll even tongue punch the b-hole if it’s clean, but the moment I hear a girl fart, I swear on everything holy, I will not put my face in between those legs again! TFM.
Shut it down. Burn it all. We’re done here.
And yet another late, subpar Fail Friday in this recent dry spell.Intern, Grandex needs to lock you back up in the closet with Helmet Stickers and the rest of the losers and draft a competent, more shiny, shit-eating intern.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmI became fully erect while watching that chaser.
11 years ago at 3:58 pmThis weeks was mediocre at best. Get a better taste in shitty posts, intern.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmIce Bucket Challenges, even though they are for a good cause, are incredibly stupid.
11 years ago at 4:06 pmIntern you piece of shit, “The world needs ditch diggers too” is my line.
Now, I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
11 years ago at 4:17 pmOnce again for the umpenth time in a row I am disappointed in this poor excuse of an intern. Fail Friday was something that I was looking forward to after finishing my shit week of finals. Not only should you feel bad but your parents, your grandparents and your siblings should feel disappointed in you as well. Under no circumstance will you ever become a person who matters to anyone on this earth. I hope that one day you truly realize how much everyone dislikes you. With that being said I really enjoyed the chaser. It made me proud to be a hoosier.
11 years ago at 4:37 pmWhile we’re bashing the intern for being a fucking idiot, I got cyberdust soley because I was promised tits, and all I get are a bunch of inspirational pictures from Mark Cuban. Fuck you intern
11 years ago at 4:39 pmMark Cuban is FaF you little ungrateful peasant. Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.
11 years ago at 3:28 pmToo much manass
11 years ago at 4:41 pmI’ve taken poops in the refrigerator better than this!
11 years ago at 4:45 pmI wish the interns Mom wasn’t such a fuck up and failed at having an abortion. Plan B came out too fucking late.
11 years ago at 4:46 pm