FAIL FRIDAY: Home For The Holidays
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting an insane handy from the high school slam and not texting her back the next day. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I hope it was dry and you chafed.

I frat, party, fuck, and haze in that order. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re so cool, man. I wish I was like you.

Yelling, “Hakunnamatitties!” as I burst all over her srits (srat tits). TFM.
-Tennessee

Totally normal. Totally socially acceptable. Not weird at all.

There was three girls painting me coolers tonight and all i did was raw dog my hsgf. TFM.
-West Virginia

Not only are you inconsiderate, you’re also grammatically retarded.

School policy says campus is meant to be dry. That’s funny. Bitches are soaking wet when I walk through with my huge frock (frat cock). TFM. So frat. So college.
-California

So frat. So college.

Always having a froozie (frat koozie) in your back pocket, and a frock in your waistband. TFM.
-Indiana

You guys are a bunch of real sickos with your frocks.

Auctioning off my frubes (frat pubes) for charity and raising $1,128.73. TFM.
-Tennessee

No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it would be like if you did.

When a girl with acute elephantiasis at a party is like “My vulva is the size of a basketball” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

There really is no limit to your shamelessness.

It’s TFM y’all know it’s me, smoking trees with the potency, we the fratstars snorting O’s and keys, I’m frattin’ hard like I’m supposed to be. #TFM1998
-New York

You can’t just come in here and throw down remixes out of fucking nowhere. Get out.

blacking the pledge who’s blackout while being blackout. Twitter: @trevorpattersnn follow me if you use it please
-Oklahoma

Maybe the worst effort of all-time. You brought this upon yourself. YOU MADE ME DO THIS!

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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

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Throw what you know, in the most awkward way possible.

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I judge the guys in whitey-tighties less than the guy in Chubbies.

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They’re just keeping each other warm with body heat. Don’t judge.

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Penis letters are the best.

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That’s a mistake.

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It takes a man to run a 5k in jorts and then eat a box of Krispy Kreme.

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Uhhh you puked in your cup.

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Really solid text exchange between two winners.

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Did it work? Did you slay some strange?

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  3. Frat_Team_6

    Lost it at “Slayin some strange, ” however, fuck you intern you worthless piece of shit. I hope you die a slow, humiliating, death covered in a homeless man’s semen.

    12 years ago at 1:19 pm
  6. SLUSKI

    Intern,
    Please go find the rusty coat hanger your mom keeps as a reminder of the day she failed aborting you in the back room of a crackhouse and shove it in your eye. By now it should be good and rusty and will ensure tetanus of the brain and hopefully kill you.
    All the best,
    Everyone

    12 years ago at 1:25 pm
    1. beanfickersupreme

      I’m gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yelluh, no-good keister off my property

      12 years ago at 3:05 am
  8. FLORIDAsperrys

    This fail friday was weak, and the chaser was the laziest one i ever seen put up

    12 years ago at 1:32 pm
  10. fratoutdrunk

    I’m going to use this winter break to figure out the most effective way of correlating the amount of hours I have to wait for my Fail Fridays into the amount of hazing my pledges will receive each week. Intern, you could be these pledges God…or not.

    12 years ago at 1:35 pm