FAIL FRIDAY: Homeless People Go Greek

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

One of my brothers just won a sorority’s philanthropy putt-putt event…under the influence of alcohol. Yeah, we tend to frat pretty hard. TFM.
-Kentucky

You guys are a bunch of naughty badasses.

That one brother who walks in the room naked every time and says, “Daddy’s home.” TFM.
-Massachusetts

That one brother? Like we all know this guy? Speak for yourself, possible bro rape victim.

The CIA calling me earlier today to ask if they could use my pair of sperrys to torture the Boston Bomber. TFM.
-South Carolina

This is actually a pretty ingenius idea.

Peeing anywhere you can fit your cock. TFM.
–Texas

That’s not normal. Can you fit it in a toaster? Do you pee in a toaster?

Using an Adderall as a ball marker for a round of golf. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

You have a very serious drug problem.

Using the “Flashlight” app on your phone when banging a slam while blackout to remember the situation better. TFM.
-Alabama

You’re awkwardly holding the phone inches from her face to blind her from seeing yours. Don’t lie to us.

Forgetting to tell your slam not to suck your dick after raw-dogging your other slam. TFM.
–California

First world problems.

Letters on her labia. TFM.
-Iowa

This shows slightly more dedication than rush boobs.

The only class I signed up for this semester was Upper. Sorry to all you geeds, but swag was a prerequisite. TFM.
-South Carolina

“I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have enough swag to qualify for this course.”

Told the slam to go make me a sandwich. She said she doesn’t buy bread. I responded that I don’t buy pussy, but I still get it. Lets just say she found me my bread ASAP. TFM.
-Arizona

I weep for the future.

Brotherly love can look stupid.

He’s probably just tying his shorts for him. Right? RIGHT?!

Alright, some of you are way too comfortable with each other.

Sigma Chi Picnic Day gets…weird.

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

Rocking the old homeless look. TFM.

Unsanctioned boob grab on national TV.

“Come play with us Danny, forever and ever.”

Late night drunk snack didn’t work out too well.

Naked guitar makes the bitches come from afar.

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