FAIL FRIDAY: Homeless People Go Greek
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
One of my brothers just won a sorority’s philanthropy putt-putt event…under the influence of alcohol. Yeah, we tend to frat pretty hard. TFM.
-Kentucky
You guys are a bunch of naughty badasses.
That one brother who walks in the room naked every time and says, “Daddy’s home.” TFM.
-Massachusetts
That one brother? Like we all know this guy? Speak for yourself, possible bro rape victim.
The CIA calling me earlier today to ask if they could use my pair of sperrys to torture the Boston Bomber. TFM.
-South Carolina
This is actually a pretty ingenius idea.
Peeing anywhere you can fit your cock. TFM.
–Texas
That’s not normal. Can you fit it in a toaster? Do you pee in a toaster?
Using an Adderall as a ball marker for a round of golf. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
You have a very serious drug problem.
Using the “Flashlight” app on your phone when banging a slam while blackout to remember the situation better. TFM.
-Alabama
You’re awkwardly holding the phone inches from her face to blind her from seeing yours. Don’t lie to us.
Forgetting to tell your slam not to suck your dick after raw-dogging your other slam. TFM.
–California
First world problems.
Letters on her labia. TFM.
-Iowa
This shows slightly more dedication than rush boobs.
The only class I signed up for this semester was Upper. Sorry to all you geeds, but swag was a prerequisite. TFM.
-South Carolina
“I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have enough swag to qualify for this course.”
Told the slam to go make me a sandwich. She said she doesn’t buy bread. I responded that I don’t buy pussy, but I still get it. Lets just say she found me my bread ASAP. TFM.
-Arizona
I weep for the future.
Brotherly love can look stupid.
He’s probably just tying his shorts for him. Right? RIGHT?!
Alright, some of you are way too comfortable with each other.
Sigma Chi Picnic Day gets…weird.
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.
Rocking the old homeless look. TFM.
Unsanctioned boob grab on national TV.
“Come play with us Danny, forever and ever.”
Late night drunk snack didn’t work out too well.
Naked guitar makes the bitches come from afar.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
God dammit. There is no reason to wear PFG unless you are on the water or it is hot and humid as balls.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmThis was probably one of the best fail Fridays I’ve seen in a while. But you’re late again.
12 years ago at 12:04 pm^So was your slam
12 years ago at 12:59 pm^this
12 years ago at 1:04 pmThose girls in that terrible video like grabbing ass
12 years ago at 1:07 pmI mean that chaser is good
12 years ago at 12:04 pmGoing to be tough for that naked kid to hide his boner on the dance floor now.
12 years ago at 12:07 pmWhy the fuck isn’t Rebecca Martinson on staff yet?
12 years ago at 12:08 pmI thought the guy with the gun and sideways hat was wearing the Rowdy Gentleman boat shirt at first
12 years ago at 12:10 pmThey would never give Rowdy Gentleman bad publicity like that.
12 years ago at 12:23 pmIf you made it more than 1:30 into that terrible sorority video you are truly a man’s man.
12 years ago at 12:12 pmI made it through the whole thing some how
12 years ago at 12:32 pmHahaha, I made it to 1:36 before I hit the comments section. Startling accuracy ^^
12 years ago at 12:47 pmMotion to allow Intern to embed pornhub videos as the chaser.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmSecond
12 years ago at 12:33 pmThird
12 years ago at 12:42 pmRemove the sailboats off the pictures of the chest cannons you selfish fucks
12 years ago at 4:56 pmMotion carries
12 years ago at 12:21 pmSinging sandwich makers?
12 years ago at 12:17 pmRent-A-Fratboy was poorly executed, but some of the services offered were actually funny
12 years ago at 12:17 pmMost of those are jobs for pledges or slams. Family ragefests though? I’ll allow it.
12 years ago at 4:55 pm