FAIL FRIDAY: Homeless People Go Greek
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
One of my brothers just won a sorority’s philanthropy putt-putt event…under the influence of alcohol. Yeah, we tend to frat pretty hard. TFM.
-Kentucky
You guys are a bunch of naughty badasses.
That one brother who walks in the room naked every time and says, “Daddy’s home.” TFM.
-Massachusetts
That one brother? Like we all know this guy? Speak for yourself, possible bro rape victim.
The CIA calling me earlier today to ask if they could use my pair of sperrys to torture the Boston Bomber. TFM.
-South Carolina
This is actually a pretty ingenius idea.
Peeing anywhere you can fit your cock. TFM.
–Texas
That’s not normal. Can you fit it in a toaster? Do you pee in a toaster?
Using an Adderall as a ball marker for a round of golf. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
You have a very serious drug problem.
Using the “Flashlight” app on your phone when banging a slam while blackout to remember the situation better. TFM.
-Alabama
You’re awkwardly holding the phone inches from her face to blind her from seeing yours. Don’t lie to us.
Forgetting to tell your slam not to suck your dick after raw-dogging your other slam. TFM.
–California
First world problems.
Letters on her labia. TFM.
-Iowa
This shows slightly more dedication than rush boobs.
The only class I signed up for this semester was Upper. Sorry to all you geeds, but swag was a prerequisite. TFM.
-South Carolina
“I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have enough swag to qualify for this course.”
Told the slam to go make me a sandwich. She said she doesn’t buy bread. I responded that I don’t buy pussy, but I still get it. Lets just say she found me my bread ASAP. TFM.
-Arizona
I weep for the future.
Brotherly love can look stupid.
He’s probably just tying his shorts for him. Right? RIGHT?!
Alright, some of you are way too comfortable with each other.
Sigma Chi Picnic Day gets…weird.
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.
Rocking the old homeless look. TFM.
Unsanctioned boob grab on national TV.
“Come play with us Danny, forever and ever.”
Late night drunk snack didn’t work out too well.
Naked guitar makes the bitches come from afar.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
1. Quotes from “The Shining”. TFTC.
2. Duck tape briefs? That’ll end well.
12 years ago at 3:01 pmHaze me for this if you want, but I don’t understand how giving the homeless clothing is a fail. First off, I fucking hate SAE, but I think a homeless guy wearing their letters should reflect more on the brothers of that chapter supporting their community than the visual representation reflecting negatively on them. Just a thought.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmShut up Meg.
12 years ago at 3:32 pm^this
12 years ago at 12:25 pm1:00 intern? Do you WANT to get cunt punted.
12 years ago at 3:33 pmThat upper class joke was so bad that it’s funny.
12 years ago at 4:26 pmAlso, that Sig Chi Picnic Day pic is pretty weird. The old lady looks as if she has some bad intentions for the kid.
The SAE dude looks like tommy chong, tc
12 years ago at 4:41 pmI couldn’t give less of a fuck that those girls can’t sing. I would still bend most of them over a barrel, and would still show most of them the 50 States.
12 years ago at 7:46 ami thought the adderall as a ball marker one was funny.
12 years ago at 5:29 pmThe bearded guy isn’t homeless he is a SAE at Colorado.
12 years ago at 10:49 pm