FAIL FRIDAY: Hot Tub Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and five videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Being recognized in public as “that guy from from the liquor store.” TFM.
“Hey everyone, look — it’s that guy from the liquor store!”
Exaggerating the struggle it is to take your junk out of your pants at the urinal. TFM.
Overcompensating is F.
I may not have my life together but the girl I’m banging will probably become a senator. TFM.
She should probably dump your ass.
When everyone asks when you are going to graduate and you just laugh cause you know you won’t graduate for another seven years. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve really got your life together.
Taking shots and fucking thots. TFM.
Not when you say it like that it’s not.
Leaving an origami swan with your phone number on it in a girls room after a one night stand. TFM.
That’s a lot less cool than you think it is.
Training hard, eating clean, and practicing baseball everyday so that when I go professional I can afford my new liver (which I desperately need). TFM.
I have a feeling you aren’t going to have a very successful career.
Not remembering your TFM login password until you are blacked out. TFM.
Total Frat Move™, entertaining blackout morons since 2010.
Wearing boat shoes with no socks to a ski resort that has 50 inches of snow. TFM.
That’s not “frat.” You’re just an idiot.
Telling the tour groups how much #butt u get. TFM.
Your university hates you.
GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY
The Fratchelor
You’re a pussy
Liquid courage leading to hilarious failure. #TFMA video posted by Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) on
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Now check out the newest episode of Exec Board — Episode 13: Frat S.A.D.
Are we just going to ignore the video of that dude snapping his neck?
9 years ago at 1:42 pmThat’s my chapter brother. He’s very much alive and somehow unharmed.
9 years ago at 2:27 pmGravity is a bitch.
9 years ago at 5:19 pmyou fucking pledge, might as well skip and post it next week.
9 years ago at 1:47 pmIntern, have you ever seen GoT? Do you know who Reek is? Because that’s what I want to do to you. Go fuck yourself.
9 years ago at 1:53 pmWe really need Tim Riggins.
9 years ago at 2:10 pmI hope you get framed for murder, Intern.
9 years ago at 2:55 pmYou won’t do it pussy
9 years ago at 12:12 amAlright yeah you blurred out the part of his face that was sans-condom, but I’m gonna ballpark at least 2-3 hundred people have seen both this article, and this kid wearing that shirt in public. Better leave that joint in the closet for awhile, eh jimmy?
9 years ago at 4:51 pmHoopes has about the flattest ass on the damn planet.
9 years ago at 8:51 pmThe way that pussy threw down his keys was priceless.
9 years ago at 8:59 pmAm I the only one who thought the Fratchelor was kinda funny?
9 years ago at 1:51 amSamantha Hoopes is the hottest in this years swimsuit issue.
9 years ago at 5:24 pm