FAIL FRIDAY: I Don’t Fuck With You
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out to completion. TFM.
Splooging during a makeout sesh is a power move.
When your teachers think your shy cause you don’t talk in class, but your the guy at every party that won’t stop talking. TFM.
Man those teachers have you ALL wrong.
Losing your virginity first week in the dorms…with a fat lip of Grizzly in. TFM.
Dipping while you smash, so frat.
All frats are pussies cause you are what you eat ;). TFM.
Oh great, a winky face.
Not worrying too much about college due to the fact that you know you have a job waiting on you in the adult film industry if you flunk out. TFM.
Good for you!
Considering losing your Louis Vuitton flip flops while fleeing from police to be a “Cost of doing business.” TFM.
I’m not sure what’s worse: owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops or sending in a TFM about owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops.
I can spot a queef from 95 yards away, making me the undisputed queef king east of the Mississippi River. TFM.
A title to be proud of.
To the girl who walked in on me wiping my ass and then sniffing it, and then still sucked my frock at the end of the night, you the real MVP. TFM.
Do you have no decency?
Getting released by the sheriff for honestly telling him “We’re up to no good” while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. #rowdygentleman #honestgentleman #TFM
Go park your car on the train tracks.
ISIS. TFM.
We’re done here. Onto the photos.
Two photos from Mizzou? Didn’t know Bacon was now interning.
11 years ago at 2:44 pmHey intern thanks for posting this at such a reasonable time you lazy fuck.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmThe bleeder looks a bit like Kevin Bacon circa Footloose.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmDid that guy really have on white converses? We’re done here. Also intern go suck a rock and learn how to tell time
11 years ago at 2:45 pmWhy do you even acknowledge the extremely dumb shit like “ISIS. TFM”? Obviously whoever sent that knew it wouldn’t get on the wall and just wanted you to take the Fail Friday bait – which you did. I’m not even saying this just because it’s TFM tradition but you really are a fucking idiot, Intern.
11 years ago at 2:46 pmEat my cum.
11 years ago at 2:56 pmYou sound like a very gay Bart Simpson.
11 years ago at 2:59 pm“ISIS. TFM.” Is that really where you want to make your stand? Sometimes it’s better to just keep your mouth shut and accept when you’ve been put in your place.
11 years ago at 5:57 pmIf anyone sees this after the fact, and can explain to me why I’m getting laps for telling the intern to STFU when he stupidly responds to someone correctly telling him not to give the time of day to someone who would say something as dumb as “ISIS. TFM”, it would be much appreciated.
11 years ago at 5:18 pmPike bleeder has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen. Apparently, someone else agreed.
11 years ago at 2:47 pmI wonder if you could honestly suck any more at your job intern. If I was your father I would have thrown you off a cliff as a baby.
11 years ago at 2:48 pmBeyond late and the first picture is the inevitable “man down”. Good job, good effort
11 years ago at 2:48 pmWhoever said ISIS. TFM should be shot… or worse
11 years ago at 2:49 pmDecapitated perhaps?
11 years ago at 9:26 pmJust because you got fail Friday out at 9 am last week doesn’t mean you can tickle our balls and leave us out to dry until 3pm
11 years ago at 2:50 pm