FAIL FRIDAY: I Don’t Fuck With You
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Making out to completion. TFM.

Splooging during a makeout sesh is a power move.

When your teachers think your shy cause you don’t talk in class, but your the guy at every party that won’t stop talking. TFM.

Man those teachers have you ALL wrong.

Losing your virginity first week in the dorms…with a fat lip of Grizzly in. TFM.

Dipping while you smash, so frat.

All frats are pussies cause you are what you eat ;). TFM.

Oh great, a winky face.

Not worrying too much about college due to the fact that you know you have a job waiting on you in the adult film industry if you flunk out. TFM.

Good for you!

Considering losing your Louis Vuitton flip flops while fleeing from police to be a “Cost of doing business.” TFM.

I’m not sure what’s worse: owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops or sending in a TFM about owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops.

I can spot a queef from 95 yards away, making me the undisputed queef king east of the Mississippi River. TFM.

A title to be proud of.

To the girl who walked in on me wiping my ass and then sniffing it, and then still sucked my frock at the end of the night, you the real MVP. TFM.

Do you have no decency?

Getting released by the sheriff for honestly telling him “We’re up to no good” while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. #rowdygentleman #honestgentleman #TFM

Go park your car on the train tracks.

ISIS. TFM.

We’re done here. Onto the photos.

Man down.
Man down.

Suck that titty.
Suck that titty.

Yaaaaarf.
Yaaaaarf.

This guy is SO getting laid.
This guy is SO getting laid.
Leaned a little too far forward.
Leaned a little too far forward.
Mid-rage nap time.
Mid-rage nap time.
You hairy, disgusting bastard.
You hairy, disgusting bastard.
Fashion is confidence.
Fashion is confidence.
Weve got a bleeder.
We’ve got a bleeder.
Smushed face.
Smushed face.
So fucking hard.
So fucking hard.
Now just take that bra off, baby.
Now just take that bra off, baby.
Fixing to make love to the lawn.
Fixing to make love to the lawn.
Really lazy "A" there, fella.
Really lazy “A” there, fella.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
Maybe do a little less next time.
Maybe do a little less next time.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Goobers with umbrellas.
Goobers with umbrellas.
Rough ending to a rough night.
Rough ending to a rough night.

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  2. Ihavefirmnipples

    We don’t ask for much here. Just post FF before noon or turn the task over to someone else who can. Perhaps someone who wasn’t the product of incest among fraternal twins in a KFC parking lot and came out feet first from his mother’s uterus.

    11 years ago at 2:54 pm
  3. Booze_Hound

    To whomever wrote the ISIS wall post, take a step back, and fuck your own face. Fuck ISIS.

    11 years ago at 2:55 pm
      2. soldier_for_freedom

        I figured the intern for a yellow moped guy, but a prius would work for him to.

        11 years ago at 4:53 pm