FAIL FRIDAY: Ice Bucket Full Of Fail
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Refusing to drink any liquid you can’t shotgun. TFM.
Your life is going to be miserable.
Failing to pay child support on time, but still managing to pay your chapter dues. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve got your priorities straight.
Whenever I use a urinal, I get sad, because I know a much better use for all that pee. TFM.
Let me guess: butts.
That awkward froment (frat moment) when your mom walks in on you in the middle of a masturbation session and you accidentally frum (frat cum) all over yourself. TFM!
I love the enthusiasm that an exclamation point brings.
Pulling out when your computer has charged to 69%. TFM.
You’re so fucking funny.
Giving the slampig your man twig while listening to Danzig. TFM.
Been a while since I’ve heard “slampig.” Might be my favorite term.
Pushing the doctor’s head down when he’s cupping your balls and promptly apologizing with “old habits die hard.” TFM.
Nature versus nurture. Nature always wins.
I shit you not bro, her cooter was rank and smelled like anchovies, but I munched on that shit for a solid 33 minutes (Larry Bird’s jersey number). TFM.
Larry Legend would be proud.
Sarcastically telling the kid wearing cargos next to you “nice shorts bro” and then blatantly laughing with your friends. TFM.
You’re a real horse’s ass.
Freshman girls, I will find you, and I will fuck you. TFM.
Alright we’re done here.
This could very well be one of the earliest times you have ever posted Fail Friday. Not bad, Intern. Not bad.
10 years ago at 10:35 amI enjoyed that chaser very much
10 years ago at 10:37 amI would give anything to snort blow off these tits
10 years ago at 2:18 pm10 years ago at 4:17 pm
It’s pretty amazing she can keep her back straight with those fucking cannons attached to her chest.
10 years ago at 3:14 pmI nominate the intern for the acid bucket challenge.
10 years ago at 10:38 amThat Teletubby looks broken.
10 years ago at 10:42 amwe all know there is a good reason behind him wearing that. His dead little eyes say it all.
10 years ago at 11:15 am^ it’s because I am broken.
10 years ago at 7:53 pmLoser. Broken. Embarrassment. Whatever you call it these days.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmI think we found Carl from the broken pledge series…
10 years ago at 8:53 amLost it at slam pig man twig danzig.
10 years ago at 10:48 amWhere’d it go?
10 years ago at 11:15 amIf he knew it wouldn’t be lost
10 years ago at 12:00 pmCome on, Phi Psis, World of Warcraft?
10 years ago at 10:50 am
Definitely Civilization V, not Warcraft.
…I’ll lace ’em up
10 years ago at 4:54 pmMan, you must slay the chicks at ComiCon. Respect.
10 years ago at 8:41 amI thought he was a Kappa Delta at first
10 years ago at 5:10 pmI’m pretty sure that’s Civilization 5, not WoW.
10 years ago at 10:54 amThat’s not good that you know that.
10 years ago at 11:24 amHey, I have my nerdy moments. I’m not perfect.
10 years ago at 4:32 pmDon’t fuck with Pepsi Chi
10 years ago at 10:54 amNow if only the 200 squat challenge caught on with chicks like the ice bucket challenge…
10 years ago at 10:55 am“Freshman girls, I will find you and I will fuck you. TFM.” Some pretty rapey undertones here. SFPL, was this you posting after you got rejected by every preteen at a Blink-182 concert?
10 years ago at 10:55 amTry less.
10 years ago at 1:36 pm