FAIL FRIDAY: Ice Bucket Full Of Fail

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Refusing to drink any liquid you can’t shotgun. TFM.

Your life is going to be miserable.

Failing to pay child support on time, but still managing to pay your chapter dues. TFM.

Sounds like you’ve got your priorities straight.

Whenever I use a urinal, I get sad, because I know a much better use for all that pee. TFM.

Let me guess: butts.

That awkward froment (frat moment) when your mom walks in on you in the middle of a masturbation session and you accidentally frum (frat cum) all over yourself. TFM!

I love the enthusiasm that an exclamation point brings.

Pulling out when your computer has charged to 69%. TFM.

You’re so fucking funny.

Giving the slampig your man twig while listening to Danzig. TFM.

Been a while since I’ve heard “slampig.” Might be my favorite term.

Pushing the doctor’s head down when he’s cupping your balls and promptly apologizing with “old habits die hard.” TFM.

Nature versus nurture. Nature always wins.

I shit you not bro, her cooter was rank and smelled like anchovies, but I munched on that shit for a solid 33 minutes (Larry Bird’s jersey number). TFM.

Larry Legend would be proud.

Sarcastically telling the kid wearing cargos next to you “nice shorts bro” and then blatantly laughing with your friends. TFM.

You’re a real horse’s ass.

Freshman girls, I will find you, and I will fuck you. TFM.

Alright we’re done here.

Provocative.
Provocative.
That's an incredibly detailed shaming.
That’s an incredibly detailed shaming.
He's boys with Batman!
He’s boys with Batman!
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Merman. MERMAN!
Merman. MERMAN!
Da fuq?
Da fuq?
Playing World of Warcraft in class. TFM.
Playing World of Warcraft in class. TFM.
That is the face of a man that slays.
That is the face of a man that slays.
Man down.
Man down.
That toilet doesn't look like it's connected to a water source.
That toilet doesn’t look like it’s connected to a water source.
Fedora the Explorer in his patented cargos.
Fedora the Explorer in his patented cargos.
Hold me close and never let go.
Hold me close and never let go.
You, uh, you peed.
You, uh, you peed.
Strike a pose, you goofy son of a bitch.
Strike a pose, you goofy son of a bitch.
Looks like Teddy copped a feel.
Looks like Teddy copped a feel.
2 boys, 1 rifle.
2 boys, 1 rifle.
You got served.
You got served.
Pumping iron. TFM.
Pumping iron. TFM.
Why? WHY?
Why? WHY?
There's a Teletubby in your frat.
There’s a Teletubby in your frat.

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  1. Dick_Nixon

    This could very well be one of the earliest times you have ever posted Fail Friday. Not bad, Intern. Not bad.

    10 years ago at 10:35 am
    1. GodBlessChikFilA

      It’s pretty amazing she can keep her back straight with those fucking cannons attached to her chest.

      10 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. FUBAR1776

      we all know there is a good reason behind him wearing that. His dead little eyes say it all.

      10 years ago at 11:15 am
  2. Whisky Dick

    Now if only the 200 squat challenge caught on with chicks like the ice bucket challenge…

    10 years ago at 10:55 am
  3. DarrensDad

    “Freshman girls, I will find you and I will fuck you. TFM.” Some pretty rapey undertones here. SFPL, was this you posting after you got rejected by every preteen at a Blink-182 concert?

    10 years ago at 10:55 am