FAIL FRIDAY: Ice Bucket Full Of Fail
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Refusing to drink any liquid you can’t shotgun. TFM.
Your life is going to be miserable.
Failing to pay child support on time, but still managing to pay your chapter dues. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve got your priorities straight.
Whenever I use a urinal, I get sad, because I know a much better use for all that pee. TFM.
Let me guess: butts.
That awkward froment (frat moment) when your mom walks in on you in the middle of a masturbation session and you accidentally frum (frat cum) all over yourself. TFM!
I love the enthusiasm that an exclamation point brings.
Pulling out when your computer has charged to 69%. TFM.
You’re so fucking funny.
Giving the slampig your man twig while listening to Danzig. TFM.
Been a while since I’ve heard “slampig.” Might be my favorite term.
Pushing the doctor’s head down when he’s cupping your balls and promptly apologizing with “old habits die hard.” TFM.
Nature versus nurture. Nature always wins.
I shit you not bro, her cooter was rank and smelled like anchovies, but I munched on that shit for a solid 33 minutes (Larry Bird’s jersey number). TFM.
Larry Legend would be proud.
Sarcastically telling the kid wearing cargos next to you “nice shorts bro” and then blatantly laughing with your friends. TFM.
You’re a real horse’s ass.
Freshman girls, I will find you, and I will fuck you. TFM.
Alright we’re done here.
8 squats in and she knew I was already hard
10 years ago at 11:51 amI don’t want to compliment the intern because he’s not a real person, but I’m pretty happy that this was out early enough for me to read while waiting to get an MRI.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmWe used to play a mermaid. LoL.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmOh shit there IS a teletubby in that pic. At first all I saw was that souless ranga
10 years ago at 1:02 pmJesus, look at those sweater monsters.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmIf it is an ice bucket, then it is full of ice. Not of fail.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmMichael Vick making a cameo in the ice bucket video.
10 years ago at 1:21 pm“Fuck off. Sincerely, ΘΧ.” Was all that was necessary.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmAround the 150 mark she starts mimicking what I would be doing to her (fuck off, I skipped around).
10 years ago at 2:04 pmDorn’s mom really stepped it up with this week’s chaser
10 years ago at 3:35 pm