Fail Friday: If at First You Don’t Succeed
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM.
-South Dakota
What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.
Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM.
-Ohio
Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.
Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM.
-Alabama
Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.
Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM.
-Florida
Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.
Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM.
-Mississippi
Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.
Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM.
-North Carolina
This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.
A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM.
-Florida
It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM.
-Mushroom Kingdom University
A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM.
-Texas
I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.
I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.
DJ Bottom Tier
Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.
That sweater is kinda gay.
This is a real rager.
I feel like too many people are TRYING to get on Fail Friday. It too has gone down hill.
13 years ago at 3:14 pmI wouldn’t be surprised if some members submit embarrassing photos of other fraternities on their campus just to get them on fail Friday.
13 years ago at 5:49 pmI give it another month.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmI would totally submit an embarrassing photo of a bottom tier fraternity pulling a FAIL on my campus. TFTC
13 years ago at 9:42 pmI don’t mind it. The intentional fails are just as funny if not funnier than the unintentional ones
13 years ago at 10:58 pmpike and sam from my school have both been on fail friday, submitted by my brothers. Greek unity is for GDI’s
13 years ago at 12:25 pmthe hooker one should’ve been on the main wall for sure.
13 years ago at 3:15 pm^ this
13 years ago at 9:45 pmThat sweater is kinda gay
13 years ago at 3:15 pmThat chinstrap is kinda GDI
13 years ago at 3:29 pmdj bottom tier, great stuff
13 years ago at 4:39 pmTwo dudes grinding, and the sweater is what threw up the gay flag for you? Wow…
13 years ago at 6:20 pmA little over your head buddy.
13 years ago at 6:48 pm^^this
13 years ago at 9:27 pmha how could you miss the sweater comment. what a dumbass
13 years ago at 10:08 pmyes Geaux, that was the joke.
13 years ago at 12:47 amgive him a break…he was deafened by the sonic boom created by that joke flying over his head
13 years ago at 12:06 pm^Queer
13 years ago at 1:38 amIs that guy in the first picture playing golf or weed eating. I think he’s weed eating.
13 years ago at 3:16 pmis he wearing a baseball glove or just a white trash golf glove?
13 years ago at 3:24 pmso many GDI red flags. Cargos, baseball glove (on the wrong fucking hand), ed hardy hat, shirt untucked, fucking puma shoes! this one has no hope…
13 years ago at 3:30 pmNo, that’s a baseball glove. I noticed that too.
13 years ago at 4:56 pmSecond on both the previous posts
13 years ago at 7:15 pmdefinitely a mizuno baseball glove that is on the wrong hand
13 years ago at 9:55 pmI didn’t know public golf courses existed. No really, I just had to ask what a “muni” was.
13 years ago at 7:10 pmHoly shit I didn’t notice it was a baseball glove till now. Thanks fellow TFMers, you guys are real pals.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmHe’s a sigma chi at UCF –
13 years ago at 5:00 pmNo he can’t be, he’s not wearing a wife-beater and there’s no gel in his hair.
13 years ago at 10:14 pmIt’s amazing how some people can’t think about the awful pictures they take. Do websites like this teach y’all anything?
13 years ago at 3:17 pmthat last picture has to be a Fail Friday classic
13 years ago at 3:17 pm^ this hahaha
13 years ago at 3:39 pm“This is a real rager.”
13 years ago at 2:17 pmIt might just be the least fratty thing I’ve ever seen.
13 years ago at 4:05 pmDown’s syndrome pledge. TFM
13 years ago at 8:00 amThose TKEs actually look like theyre having a good time…. theyve fallen a long way since Reagan
13 years ago at 8:44 pm“whats the worst that could happen?” well you could get charged with statutory rape
13 years ago at 3:17 pmI’m sorry, but the Richard Simmons pic is kinda funny.
13 years ago at 3:17 pmPartying with Richard Simmons. TFTC
13 years ago at 3:22 pm^ If that is your idea of partying your fucked up buddy
13 years ago at 5:29 pmthats actually me and my brother on the right of simmons, getting hammered and dancing on stage with simmons in front of hundreds of people for an hour… definitely TFTC fucking hilarious time
13 years ago at 5:37 pmIn hoc
13 years ago at 6:14 pmwell done, brothers, well done
13 years ago at 8:06 pmnice tat bro, it’s sick
13 years ago at 9:31 amThe only thing sigma chi produces are gay liberal actors.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmI’m not a sigma chi, but they have John motherfucking Wayne. I have respect for that.
13 years ago at 2:15 pmAlphaThetaChiFilms? What in the fuck is that?
13 years ago at 3:18 pmAwesome film company! That movie is on Netflix instant. It’s the bomb.com.
13 years ago at 5:16 pmCould Pike really get any worse?
13 years ago at 3:18 pmWhat is the deal with Pike. Every single week. Does Pike just give out a lot of charters? Like to the hoodrats pictured. I’m sure there had to be some good chapters, right?
13 years ago at 3:25 pmThere are plenty of great chapters that are FaF. They’re in the South. A lot of others just tend to give them a bad name, as with any fraternity.
13 years ago at 3:51 pmbelieve it or not pike was a ‘southern-only’ fraternity for a long time.
obviously this has been completely fucked in recent years….
13 years ago at 4:21 pmPike in the South still is not FaF. They’re pretty much this queer everywhere
13 years ago at 4:32 pm^this
13 years ago at 8:32 pmyeah, they aren’t frat at all at fsu
13 years ago at 9:22 pmNew chapter opening on my campus come Fall as well… Jesus.
13 years ago at 10:36 pmUNCC, ECU and NC State are not too bad.
13 years ago at 11:33 pm^^They will most likely be one of the bigger chapters on campus soon, they fucking hand out bids like they’re going out of style.
13 years ago at 9:05 amThey lost their charter at my school a few years back, but they were the more meat head type of guys not the WoW kids you see on here most of the time.
13 years ago at 5:57 pmSome Jackass: You go to FSU therefore you are in Florida. Florida may be geographically located in the south, but really it is not. On top of that FSU is one of the biggest guid fest ever so shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 1:57 pm^ You mad, bro?
13 years ago at 6:20 pm^^ roid rage
13 years ago at 7:08 pm