Fail Friday: If at First You Don’t Succeed

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM.
-South Dakota

What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.

Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM.
-Ohio

Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.

Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM.
-Alabama

Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.

Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM.
-Florida

Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.

Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM.
-Mississippi

Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.

Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM.
-North Carolina

This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.

A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM.
-Florida

It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.

My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM.
-Texas

I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.


I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.


DJ Bottom Tier


Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.


That sweater is kinda gay.


This is a real rager.

Look out Animal House…

  1. AOE1872

    I feel like too many people are TRYING to get on Fail Friday. It too has gone down hill.

    13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. TotalFratBro

      I wouldn’t be surprised if some members submit embarrassing photos of other fraternities on their campus just to get them on fail Friday.

      13 years ago at 5:49 pm
    2. BroChaCho_ZE791

      I would totally submit an embarrassing photo of a bottom tier fraternity pulling a FAIL on my campus. TFTC

      13 years ago at 9:42 pm
    3. Frattery

      I don’t mind it. The intentional fails are just as funny if not funnier than the unintentional ones

      13 years ago at 10:58 pm
    4. Nitro Hazelton

      pike and sam from my school have both been on fail friday, submitted by my brothers. Greek unity is for GDI’s

      13 years ago at 12:25 pm
    1. FratHardOrGeauxHome

      Two dudes grinding, and the sweater is what threw up the gay flag for you? Wow…

      13 years ago at 6:20 pm
    2. John_Rocker49

      give him a break…he was deafened by the sonic boom created by that joke flying over his head

      13 years ago at 12:06 pm
  2. fratlican party

    Is that guy in the first picture playing golf or weed eating. I think he’s weed eating.

    13 years ago at 3:16 pm
    1. FratlantaBraves

      so many GDI red flags. Cargos, baseball glove (on the wrong fucking hand), ed hardy hat, shirt untucked, fucking puma shoes! this one has no hope…

      13 years ago at 3:30 pm
    2. postgradsratty

      I didn’t know public golf courses existed. No really, I just had to ask what a “muni” was.

      13 years ago at 7:10 pm
    3. Founding Fratter

      Holy shit I didn’t notice it was a baseball glove till now. Thanks fellow TFMers, you guys are real pals.

      13 years ago at 3:42 pm
    4. Brolonzo Jackson

      No he can’t be, he’s not wearing a wife-beater and there’s no gel in his hair.

      13 years ago at 10:14 pm
  3. SouthernByGodsGrace

    It’s amazing how some people can’t think about the awful pictures they take. Do websites like this teach y’all anything?

    13 years ago at 3:17 pm
    1. Lindsay BROhan

      Those TKEs actually look like theyre having a good time…. theyve fallen a long way since Reagan

      13 years ago at 8:44 pm
  4. the bro next door

    “whats the worst that could happen?” well you could get charged with statutory rape

    13 years ago at 3:17 pm
    1. Fratman Piatt Runkle

      thats actually me and my brother on the right of simmons, getting hammered and dancing on stage with simmons in front of hundreds of people for an hour… definitely TFTC fucking hilarious time

      13 years ago at 5:37 pm
    2. The Frat Czar

      I’m not a sigma chi, but they have John motherfucking Wayne. I have respect for that.

      13 years ago at 2:15 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      Awesome film company! That movie is on Netflix instant. It’s the bomb.com.

      13 years ago at 5:16 pm
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      What is the deal with Pike. Every single week. Does Pike just give out a lot of charters? Like to the hoodrats pictured. I’m sure there had to be some good chapters, right?

      13 years ago at 3:25 pm
    2. Davey Frocket

      There are plenty of great chapters that are FaF. They’re in the South. A lot of others just tend to give them a bad name, as with any fraternity.

      13 years ago at 3:51 pm
    3. Federalist

      believe it or not pike was a ‘southern-only’ fraternity for a long time.

      obviously this has been completely fucked in recent years….

      13 years ago at 4:21 pm
    4. Fratlanta GA

      Pike in the South still is not FaF. They’re pretty much this queer everywhere

      13 years ago at 4:32 pm
    5. shooter

      ^^They will most likely be one of the bigger chapters on campus soon, they fucking hand out bids like they’re going out of style.

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    6. Ben Fratt Runkle

      They lost their charter at my school a few years back, but they were the more meat head type of guys not the WoW kids you see on here most of the time.

      13 years ago at 5:57 pm
    7. WWW1858

      Some Jackass: You go to FSU therefore you are in Florida. Florida may be geographically located in the south, but really it is not. On top of that FSU is one of the biggest guid fest ever so shut the fuck up.

      13 years ago at 1:57 pm