Fail Friday: If at First You Don’t Succeed

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM.
-South Dakota

What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.

Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM.
-Ohio

Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.

Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM.
-Alabama

Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.

Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM.
-Florida

Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.

Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM.
-Mississippi

Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.

Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM.
-North Carolina

This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.

A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM.
-Florida

It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.

My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM.
-Texas

I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.

I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.

DJ Bottom Tier

Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.

That sweater is kinda gay.

This is a real rager.

Look out Animal House…