Fail Friday: If at First You Don’t Succeed

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM.
-South Dakota

What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.

Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM.
-Ohio

Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.

Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM.
-Alabama

Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.

Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM.
-Florida

Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.

Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM.
-Mississippi

Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.

Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM.
-North Carolina

This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.

A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM.
-Florida

It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.

My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM.
-Texas

I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.


I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.


DJ Bottom Tier


Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.


That sweater is kinda gay.


This is a real rager.

Look out Animal House…

  1. James Sherrell

    And TKE has been doing so well at not showing up. Well, time to start my timer over.

    Still love my Fraternity though.

    13 years ago at 3:56 pm
    1. Bropenhagen

      Thank you for handling this better than every single Pike on this site. They’re so quick to sell out their brothers as soon as Friday comes around.

      13 years ago at 4:36 pm
    2. PAlion1

      Pike has no problem throwing brothers under the bus, its one thing to be ashamed but they take it to a new level which is why pike is always on fail Friday, everyone talks shit about them and will always be at the bottom of every tier.

      13 years ago at 11:24 am
    3. WV_SLAG

      FAR from bottom tier at my campus, and I’ve never thrown a fellow PIKE under the bus on this website.

      13 years ago at 11:58 am
    1. Smathers and Branson

      Since you took the time to make a joke account, it wouldn’t surprise me if you were also the chili’s guy. Get a fucking life.

      13 years ago at 9:33 pm
    2. James Parks Fratwell

      ^ I believe you are right. The Chilli’s guy was funny the first two times, but let’s not beat a dead horse. Chilli’s guy is lame.

      13 years ago at 2:46 am
  2. wiscofratlife

    As was aforementioned, fail friday has really gone downhill. Most of these aren’t even funny. The pictures also sucked this week, don’t grace the cocksucker in the first one by even putting him on fail friday. Piss poor effort tfm intern.

    13 years ago at 4:08 pm
    1. Minnebrota Brophers

      How do these pictures suck? This week’s pics are fucking hilarious and full of fail.

      13 years ago at 4:48 pm
    2. Fratticus the 3rd

      ^This

      Are you fucking serious?

      There is a photo of “special” people playing with balloons. Retards are fucking hilarious. Laugh.

      13 years ago at 8:39 pm
  3. FraTahoe

    I’m offended by the “golfer.” Seriously, it disgusts me to see the game of golf ridiculed like that.

    13 years ago at 4:32 pm
    1. Keystoned

      I don’t know what is worse the golfer or the course. I have better grass in my backyard.

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
    2. othersideofthebar

      I don’t think that’s a course they don’t have that kind of grass…. Well no courses I’ve seen.

      13 years ago at 1:38 pm
  4. Shacked a Prof

    That TKE photo would have been FaF if it had been a clown making a bicycle.

    13 years ago at 4:48 pm
    1. Fratkha HMR

      Second. Apparently we all wear cargo shorts, have gelled hair, and utilize the term “frat” at least once in every sentence. Hoping Atomic Productions comes through with some form of visual entertainment that portrays fraternity men in a more accurate light.

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
    2. The Frat Pack

      You guys are right. I retract my original statement and say I hate new movies about fraternities. TV shows don’t do us justice either. Guaranteed that the people involved in the production of these shows and movies all either didn’t get a bid or got balled.

      13 years ago at 4:56 pm