Fail Friday: If at First You Don’t Succeed
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM.
-South Dakota

What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.

Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM.
-Ohio

Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.

Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM.
-Alabama

Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.

Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM.
-Florida

Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.

Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM.
-Mississippi

Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.

Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM.
-North Carolina

This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.

A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM.
-Florida

It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.

My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM.
-Texas

I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.


I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.


DJ Bottom Tier


Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.


That sweater is kinda gay.


This is a real rager.

Look out Animal House…

  4. 1839

    pretty sure the one about the call girl is actually just the plot spoiler for Sorority Row on IMDB

    13 years ago at 5:50 pm
    1. FaF_Bro_LXA

      Making a movie about sororities…. NF.
      Being in a sorority house “watching” a movie with the slam. FaF

      13 years ago at 1:13 am
  6. BROtum Pole

    Those TKE’s are raging! Nothing drops panties like a balloon hat or a balloon animal… It’s been a while since we’ve been on FF, and that definitely deserves it. YITB

    13 years ago at 6:27 pm
    1. Airlinepilot

      Sometimes my own letters disappoint me. Still love my fraternity..

      YITB beta xi 929

      13 years ago at 2:11 pm
  7. Reaganomics

    If the worst thing that they have on my fraternity is that 2 brothers dressed up like they were in an 80s jazzercise course, got blacked the fuck out, and worked out with Richard Simmons, then I think we are doing well. Way TFTC. IHSV.

    13 years ago at 6:32 pm
    1. PAlion1

      Your an idiot, those guys aren’t drunk and the guy on the left has some gay ass tattoo. Sigma Chi sucks

      13 years ago at 7:12 pm
    4. Fratman Piatt Runkle

      I am on the left, I don’t have any tattoo, and yes we drank before this event.

      13 years ago at 8:01 pm
    8. Keepin it Fratty

      “Your Fraternity is full of homosexuals and homosexual activity. Papajohns does NOT support homosexuality” hahaha best thing I’ve ever heard or read on this site

      13 years ago at 10:35 am
    9. PAlion1

      ^haha to that. Sorry i got a bid from a better Fraternity, from how I’m looking at the picture and the guy on the right of the picture has the queer ass tattoo, and if you look at the guy on the LEFT he looks like hes starring deeply into Simmons’ eyes so who gets Richard Simmons wet dreams? Papa Johns has it right on the money

      13 years ago at 11:15 am
    10. Courage

      I didn’t know that the Elephant Walk was apart of Richard Simmons workout plan, but I’m sure he was really excited for ya’ll to teach him something new.

      13 years ago at 1:47 pm
  8. Fratn America

    Holy shit, that’s a fucking TKE chapter? What an embarrassment. If I saw those geeds with letters, I’d haze their pussy asses.

    13 years ago at 6:39 pm
    3. SECGreek

      Fratticus, your name is gayer than DTD having you stick a dildo up your ass during pledgeship.

      13 years ago at 1:23 am
    4. James Sherrell

      Yep. I can assure you that we make sure all of our members at our Chapter look life that. Got that one Fratticus.

      13 years ago at 3:02 pm
    5. BrobeccaBlack

      The TKE chapter at my school doesn’t even haze and half the house is openly gay. The balloon-blowing geeds in the picture make them look fratty

      13 years ago at 1:29 am
  9. Fratticus the 3rd

    Its so nice of someone to make baloon anaimals for retards.That should be our next philanthropy. Making baloon animals for our local TKE chapter.

    13 years ago at 8:24 pm
    2. Sperry BROsider

      *balloon, *animals, and *balloon again. you should get a “baloon anaimal” for yourself

      13 years ago at 9:34 pm
    3. Fratn America

      Your next philanthropy should include some sort of Hooked on Phonics program, because you can’t spell worth shit. Sounds like a retard typed up that comment.

      13 years ago at 9:16 am
    4. shooter

      Fratticus, you sound like some scrawny little kid who gets satisfaction out of
      “hazing geeds” via TFM comments. Take a fucking lap.

      13 years ago at 9:21 am
    5. Sir Proper

      Well I’ll be damned, that’s cool. I wouldn’t really call him a TKE, but he still is an associate at the very least.

      13 years ago at 6:58 pm