FAIL FRIDAY: It’s a Sickness
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The only ab workout I do is constipation. TFM.
–Arizona
You need to include more Natural Light in your diet. You’ll be shitting liquid in no time.
Slampiece licked my butthole while I ate her out last night. When we kissed after she told me it tasted like freedom and “Siggarettes”. TFM.
–Louisiana
You two make such a cute couple.
Enjoying my concussion because I get drunk easier. TFM.
–Alabama
The blatant disregard for personal wellbeing continues to concern me.
Putting bologne in the microwave then putting it between the mattresses and fucking it. TFM.
–Tennessee
I think the deli meat you were looking to fuck is “bologna.”
Bringing a girl back from the bars after telling her you’ll pay for a taxi after sex, then ordering a taxi telling her it will be paid for with a credit card so that when then the taxi arrives she’s waiting outside your inside naked contemplating if you should have worn a rubber. TFM.
–Arizona
I think that is considered a run-on sentence.
While teaching my pre-frosh younger brothers how to shotgun a beer, the knife I was using went all the way through the can, and stabbed my hand to the point where I was bleeding pretty badly, but I said, “Fuck it” and shotgunned it anyway. TFTC.
–Connecticut
“Here guys I’ll show you how to do it because I’m cool and old. (STAB) I need a ride to the emergency room.”
Fuck a studded condom. I got genital warts for a reason. TFM.
–North Carolina
Lovely.
Woke up naked with dip spit on my balls. TFTC.
–Texas
How’d you get dip spit on your balls? Your pledge brother did what?
Pulling a Dick Cheney at the shooting range rush event, just to remind the kid he hasn’t got a bid yet. TFM.
–Virginia Tech
Apparently Virginia Tech has moved on and now they’re making gun violence jokes.
I spy a paddle.
SOCKS?!?
Pile driving a pledge brother. NF.
Sweet baby Jesus…
Since a Pike is not a fish you ignorant fucktards, at least act like you are a respectable member of society and know things outside of greek life.
13 years ago at 12:39 amholy shit this is so much more funny wehen you’re blacked out
13 years ago at 12:50 amNo, its not. How often does a blacked out person actually realize that they are going to be unable to recall the night’s events while the night is still in progress. You are a liar.
13 years ago at 12:55 amwhen you’re fratfaced?
13 years ago at 1:47 amHow the fuck do you know that you’re blacked out?
13 years ago at 12:17 pmA video of a GDI rapping has… absolutely nothing to do with the Greek system at UF. This is the worst Fail Friday to date.
13 years ago at 1:17 am^this.
13 years ago at 2:45 amYea, except for all the jort wearing greek organizations who were thrilled at being in the video
13 years ago at 9:22 am^Yes, all one of them… which happened to be DU.
13 years ago at 9:47 amActually the only fraternity house in that video was Pike.
13 years ago at 11:54 amoh look, another shitty delta oops chapter
13 years ago at 5:07 amAnd their house is right next to pike, coincidence?
13 years ago at 8:02 amBeing too drunk to know Fail Friday was late. TFM
13 years ago at 8:37 amTake a lap and don’t try so hard.
13 years ago at 11:01 amIve triple checked, and their are definitely only 4 pictures. Motion for intern to take a lap
13 years ago at 9:23 amSecond
13 years ago at 10:56 pmGet laid, Jims.
13 years ago at 10:37 amThe tax attorney and anesthesiologist?
13 years ago at 8:13 pmAre those Costas at :54? If so, that’s the only fratty part of that entire video.
13 years ago at 10:43 amThe concussion post made me laugh.
13 years ago at 11:45 amFlorida has a serious infestation of GDI’s. Try this: http://www.orkin.com/locations/florida-fl
13 years ago at 1:34 pm