FAIL FRIDAY: It’s Lit AF Bae
Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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I hit bombs out the tee box, I drink arizona iced tea, and I wear new balances. Am I frat? You tell me. TFM.
Probably not. I say that just based on this submission. Seems unlikely.
Praising a pledge for getting a blow job from your girlfriend. TFM.
Pretty weird move there, fam.
Sitting here with my cock in my left and a beer in my right hand preferably a Natty Light and a sexy girl licking my taint I’m starting to wonder where my four years of college have gone. TFM.
Not a fan of getting my taint licked, personally. Rubbed, maybe, but not licked.
Telling the CEO of the company you’re interviewing for that his fraternity is insuperior to yours. tfm.
This motherfucker said “insuperior.” Unbelievable.
Being an avid TFMer and reeling in poon like a pro and killing the game and IM and being a high school frat star and failing school and doing drugs without parental consent. TFM.
Please please go away and never come back.
Slam A farted 24 times on Tuesday, while Slam B farted 13 times. Which slam do you think I took to formal? Wrong. I took Slam A for the titties. TFM.
Counting your slams’ farts. TFM.
That one 6’4″ bro who is real good looking and only wears Northface, Patagonia and Affliction. Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.
I bet you get puss just constantly.
Taking a whole bunch of Xans and seeing how many times you can beat off before you pass out. TFM.
I do this same game with Benadryl.
Beating yourself over the head with a Budweiser tallboy until you’re hospitalized with a concussion. TFM.
This hitting yourself in the head with beer shit is a nationwide epidemic now.
Taking a next level shit on the roof of your least favorite sorority’s president’s Range Rover and then smearing that poo around to write the message “F U BECKY U SLUT.” TFM.
Becky had that shit coming if we’re being real.
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The “Reicht” circumstances was ducking hilarious actually. Prof was a stick in the mud.
9 years ago at 12:04 pmYeah, but still wrong. You don’t use question marks unless it’s a quote. He should have italicized the word, which is the proper way to emphasize.
9 years ago at 1:26 pmYou should be euthanized.
9 years ago at 1:32 pmQuestion, quotation, I can’t control autocorrect.
9 years ago at 8:02 pmparents should’ve been sterilized
9 years ago at 3:14 pmseriously, the jews get to make a bunch of campy nazi jokes, why cant he
9 years ago at 1:47 pmI haven’t seen this much puking since I was three months pregnant with Andrew!
9 years ago at 12:06 pmI guess you blacked out the night I gave your taco a Cleveland steamer
9 years ago at 12:14 pmSorry I don’t eat Mexican food! Are you from Ohio?
9 years ago at 3:22 pmdrying off that monkey was kind hot…
fetish fridays
9 years ago at 12:13 pmThe inflatable whale was more my speed but to each his own
9 years ago at 12:22 pmLearned firsthand that you don’t wanna mess with an orca in a sexual capacity. Had to get out of there quick if I wanted to leave with my sphincter untorn. Luckily I made it out alright.
9 years ago at 1:52 pmYou’re not a real pirate
9 years ago at 2:30 pmSo?
9 years ago at 7:51 pmWait. I see what happened now. Call him out SteveTFM. I thought you were referring to me. Cause I am certainly not a pirate. Though I have let a girl walk my plank while I swabbed her poop deck.
9 years ago at 7:54 pmBright start for her future child.
9 years ago at 12:38 pmWeird boner fridays
9 years ago at 2:16 pmI would say that wearing Affliction is just cause for immediate blackball.
9 years ago at 12:13 pmBro, who the fuck do you think you are?
9 years ago at 2:22 pmI would have given an automatic A for that paper with the “reicht” joke
9 years ago at 12:15 pmThe video of the kid getting hit by the car – can some explain why he’s not dead?
9 years ago at 12:22 pmBecause he was drunk. Everyone knows that makes you invincible
9 years ago at 12:34 pmExcellent point. Seems obvious now …
9 years ago at 2:41 pmThe “reicht” circumstances was definitely a tfm.
9 years ago at 12:24 pmFinally.
9 years ago at 12:27 pmPussy Dryer, someone needs to start this company and run a superbowl ad
9 years ago at 12:29 pmI’m pretty sure some illegal touching is happening in that last picture
9 years ago at 12:35 pm