FAIL FRIDAY: It’s Poop Again!
Ten real submissions, nine photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having the biggest dick in the history of your family. TFM.
–Nebraska
A family that doesn’t keep precise records of each male member’s penis length isn’t a family at all.
Dropping a plopper on your slam’s stomach while titty-fucking. TFM.
–Louisiana
Oh man! She’s going to need a shower! A long shower!
Sneaking a dildo with “TSM” written on it into a Minor League Baseball game and throwing it at the other team’s pitcher. TFM.
-Nebraska
I respect every hardcore MiLB fan that pulls a TFM with a dildo.
I got more swag than Drake, more money than Jay-Z, and more bitches than all the rest combined. TFM.
-Michigan
This 100% ensures that you will never have any success in life. You will die poor and alone, your last words will be “swaggie swag swag” and the devil will pimp-slap you at the gates of Hell.
Dumb sloot asked me how I felt this morning. I said, “Better than your sore snatch!” TFM.
–Maryland
Sounds like the start of a long and fruitful relationship.
Making money by taking pictures of my mom and sister’s asses while I’m home for summer break and selling them to my frat brothers and German business men. TFM.
–Alabama
I do this with crotch shots of my dad and little brother.
Hitting on an incoming freshman at preview day and somehow ending up with her dad in your bed. Shit happens when you party blackout! TFM.
–California
Dad rape!
Saw a geed at my party wearing Brooks Brothers. I walked up to him, dumped my beer on him, tore his shirt off, pinched his sausage nips, cold-cocked him in the jaw, threw him down the stairs, and told him never to come back. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
Seems like a bit of an overreaction.
I can’t even do the doggy style with my girlfriend because my ding dong is curved like a boomerang. Luckily her dad is a prominent white supremacist and they believe that anything other than missionary is for minorities. TFM.
–Kentucky
What the fuck?
Getting “walk up to a bitch and say wanna hear a joke, women’s rights, then she slaps you in the face and you try to grab her tits and she starts walking away so you follow her with your dick out and yell obscenities at her and she threatens to call the police then your dick gets caught in your zipper” drunk. TFM.
–Wisconsin
We’ve all been there, buddy. We’ve all been there.
This is the way a champion ends the night.
I will emulate this in my next composite photo.
“Maybe if I take my shirt off the bitches will be on my dick. Damn they’re leaving. Fuck it let’s dance!
Thank you to the fan that made this little gem.
Rub a dub dub, six men in a kiddie pool.
I don’t know what they’re doing, and I don’t want to know.
You don’t need a pillow for road trip napping with a neck like that.
When Wagon Wheel goes wrong:
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Last two pics ruined my weekend. Wipe that stupid fucking grin off of your face geed.
13 years ago at 10:37 amYou told him.
13 years ago at 11:29 amCall the fire department. This one’s out of control.
13 years ago at 10:37 am^BSU?
13 years ago at 11:43 amI’m not sure the video is deserving on FF, I mean the fucker kept right up with the song.
13 years ago at 10:38 amI could definitely see myself doing that at a party
13 years ago at 12:38 pmHighly doubt that, you baggadouche.
13 years ago at 4:06 pmMu Lambda Sigma = glory hole. And to the composite picture…….Thug Life
13 years ago at 10:40 amOne of the more disturbing entries in awhile.
13 years ago at 10:41 amHaha my new Fratdusky Frat Romance Novel pic made it up. Good shit.
13 years ago at 10:41 amI just got asked to leave class for laughing so hard at DavidAllanBro being black.
13 years ago at 10:56 amI think it’s about time you wrote a column, ‘dusky.
13 years ago at 11:01 amThe atomic logo was the best. Hahaha
13 years ago at 11:23 amI sent them one yesterday Phigamma, let’s see what happens.
13 years ago at 11:24 am^Real nice! What’s the column about JF?
13 years ago at 11:40 amIf fratdusky gets a column, I’m going to take a shit in a box and mail it to TFM to express my feelings.
13 years ago at 12:12 pm^ butthurt gay boy right there. I can’t wait to read that column.
13 years ago at 12:35 pmIntern, please post this column
13 years ago at 12:53 pmFratdusky are you on TeamBacon or TeamDorn?
13 years ago at 1:10 pmTeam Allan, and The Baron it’s about the different types of Fraternity Sick-Fucks. It’s golden, like my pee.
13 years ago at 2:20 pmI’ve been waiting for Jerry to write a column for months now, it better get posted.
13 years ago at 2:28 pmA column about types of sick fuckers in a fraternity? I gotta read that shit, especially by Fratdusky.
13 years ago at 2:40 pmI’m on board…let’s see that new article dusky
13 years ago at 2:45 pmIntern make it happen before I rape you!
13 years ago at 2:55 pm^ This…. I think? Intern we’re waiting.
13 years ago at 3:03 pmI just tossed a frozen chicken out the window and hit a taxi, if only that taxi were fratdsuky. God damn I hate you fradtusy. Fucking terd, your jokes arent funny anymore.
13 years ago at 3:10 am^ this guy went to Fratdusky’s football camp as a child.
13 years ago at 7:01 am^^ You sound like a little fat girl.
13 years ago at 4:43 pmFradtusy? Who’s that? I wouldn’t say little fat girl, I’d say a fat 50 year-old menopausal heffer.
13 years ago at 4:51 pmIntern, give us the column!
Why dont you go suck his dick Baron “Whats it about ‘Dusky? I’m a tryhard little GEED.”
13 years ago at 5:54 pmSpelling errors in comments written after 3 am should be disregarded.
13 years ago at 1:40 amthe composite picture is a sig pi from NIU
13 years ago at 10:49 amNIU is a disgrace to the word University.
13 years ago at 4:10 pmthat’s not very nice
13 years ago at 12:23 amtop teir at niu> sig pi who almost killed a kid. pkp niu
13 years ago at 1:22 amThat wagon wheel video wasn’t half bad.
13 years ago at 10:54 amYeah the video is FaF
13 years ago at 11:22 amI’m sure its a pretty common occurence
13 years ago at 11:31 amPretty damn frat
13 years ago at 12:33 pm^ second
13 years ago at 12:35 pmAnd fat chicks wonder why they disgust me.
13 years ago at 11:00 amI’d stick it in her pooper. After a gallon of Jack
13 years ago at 11:05 am^Whiskey dick is a real thing my friend
13 years ago at 12:48 pmNot for this guy. 3.5 inches of rock hard STEEL.
13 years ago at 2:05 pmAssuming that you make it through the full gallon, I’m sure a man even of your “endowment” would find trouble.
13 years ago at 2:32 pmIf you can’t still get it up after a gallon of whiskey, your liver is NF.
13 years ago at 2:39 pm^You’re starting to sound like TKEpledge
13 years ago at 3:21 pmThat is an unnecessarily harsh comparison. You take that back right now.
13 years ago at 12:22 amI don’t usually go back on what I said but the alcohol is tellin me you are correct, previous statement has been retracted, sir.
13 years ago at 1:05 amBacking down. NF.
13 years ago at 9:50 am^ Nice try.
13 years ago at 6:04 pmIs it just me or is there some sort of apparition in the dancing picture?
13 years ago at 11:02 amJust you, chief. If you had read the caption, it makes it clear that its a shirt
13 years ago at 11:51 amGhosts are TFTC
13 years ago at 12:53 pm