FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California
Oh, I get it. No.
The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina
Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.
Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois
Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.
Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California
I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.
I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas
That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.
Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina
Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.
Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina
You, my friend, are a bro fairy.
I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida
This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.
Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.
Beta fails again.
Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.
Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.
Fail Friday
This is just absurd.
Don’t let this ruin your weekend:
Hmm…that’s odd. Those slams moved the same way after I banged them
13 years ago at 3:48 pmGet some standards Captain Ahab.
13 years ago at 3:50 pmHahahahaha nice move, Cupid.
13 years ago at 3:54 pmUm……
13 years ago at 3:50 pmBernie Lomax FAF
13 years ago at 3:51 pmBeing dead and TFTC. TFM
13 years ago at 7:58 pmHand signs are for sororities and homosexuals and therefor should not be taking seriously.
13 years ago at 3:55 pmThey shouldn’t be ‘taking’ seriously? Neither should your word choice, Sir. I believe you meant, ‘taken’ seriously. Dumbdick.
13 years ago at 4:25 pmExactly what I meant. Thank you for bringing it to my attention, and the receptionist that missed the spelling error will be black balled.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmHey matt, your a fuckin tool
13 years ago at 4:49 pmChilis guy and pike never learn. I don’t even know what to say about the video.
13 years ago at 3:56 pmI guess fail friday is now flat bill friday.
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^This
13 years ago at 4:29 pmyou have a point there
13 years ago at 6:32 pmFlatbills? Check
Chili’s guy? Check
Unfunny icing TFM? Check
Pike picture? Check
Yep, that’s about the cookie cutter fail friday.
13 years ago at 4:08 pmSoulless Ginger? Check.
13 years ago at 5:31 pmOut of place Asian? Check
13 years ago at 5:56 pmfat chicks? check
13 years ago at 6:25 pmNo ginger has a soul, some gingers have bids.
13 years ago at 6:51 pmAnyone else find them selves wishing she fell off the roof at the end of that video?
13 years ago at 4:08 pmI think you might have been the only one who watched the end.
13 years ago at 4:11 pm^^
13 years ago at 4:54 pmhe probably jerked it to the video. oh and f&f brother
13 years ago at 6:08 pmI haven’t been this disappointed in South Carolina since Edwin McCain.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmHonestly, that video might have ruined my weekend.
13 years ago at 4:12 pm