FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California
Oh, I get it. No.
The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina
Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.
Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois
Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.
Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California
I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.
I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas
That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.
Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina
Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.
Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina
You, my friend, are a bro fairy.
I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida
This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.
Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.
Beta fails again.
Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.
Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.
Fail Friday
This is just absurd.
Don’t let this ruin your weekend:
What college were those fat ass chi o’s from?
13 years ago at 4:21 pmSouthern Miss
13 years ago at 4:43 pm^
13 years ago at 5:45 pmI wonder how many times it took her to make that layup
13 years ago at 4:33 pmProbably the same amount of trips to McDonalds for her to keep up those thunder thighs.
13 years ago at 5:21 pm3:16 the black dude is sick at bernie’ing.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmHave you ever met a black guy who couldn’t dance? I can’t say I have. But everyone knows white girl can’t dance. Pretty predictably terrible video.
13 years ago at 10:06 pmThe letters on their hats didn’t even want to be associated with them. Well if you “Bernie” my dinner then I am going to “Bernie” your house down.
13 years ago at 5:11 pmYour trying to hard kid… Better luck next time…
13 years ago at 5:22 pmMaybe if they spent less time attempting to bernie and more time actually working out, they’d be semi-attractive
13 years ago at 5:19 pmProbably not.
13 years ago at 5:33 pm^this
13 years ago at 8:35 pmIm pretty sure the Movin like Bernie was from Southern Miss….NF
13 years ago at 5:21 pmIf they weren’t already bad enough, ‘multi cultural frats’ let in gingers and retards now?
13 years ago at 5:44 pmthis is embarrassing..
13 years ago at 6:08 pmWow this is the first time in a while I didn’t recognize someone in the pictures… sweet
13 years ago at 6:18 pmwhy are you bragging about this.
13 years ago at 6:52 pmYour school must be FAF.
13 years ago at 9:17 pmIll take “Things you should keep to yourself” for 200.
13 years ago at 10:11 pm^ This guy
13 years ago at 10:21 pm^^Daily Double
13 years ago at 11:55 pmpotent potables for 400 Alex
13 years ago at 10:10 pmYeah, I’ll take “Ape Tit” for a thousand.
13 years ago at 2:37 pmi know it’s been said, but people need to figure out that this site is not the same thing as mylifeisbro.com.
13 years ago at 6:30 pm