FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California
Oh, I get it. No.
The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina
Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.
Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois
Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.
Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California
I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.
I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas
That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.
Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina
Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.
Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina
You, my friend, are a bro fairy.
I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida
This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.
Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.
Beta fails again.
Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.
Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.
Fail Friday
This is just absurd.
Don’t let this ruin your weekend:
Oh my, did those Chi Os actually think their video was good? Bless their hearts.
13 years ago at 9:04 pmBless their hearts, indeed.
13 years ago at 9:52 pmBless my sandwich! Get your ass back in the kitchen.
13 years ago at 12:11 am^This guy.
13 years ago at 7:39 pmThe guy humping that chick looks like a total geed…..i just feel bad for people like that
13 years ago at 9:37 pmobviously these ladies weren’t trying to be good or impress anyone. Some people need to learn how to have a sense of humor and have some fun. LICO!
13 years ago at 10:00 pmIf by fun you mean shoveling an grotesque amount of food down your throat, then no, I don’t want to have fun. Anorexia. TSM.
13 years ago at 3:45 amby the law of gravity, the hat isn’t going to stay on…no matter how much you attempt to bernie. dear lord, why did that happen?
13 years ago at 10:42 pmThis shit ruined my weekend. Got Through Johnny eye-ball licker…. Manufactured or not it is a sick man who introduces that concept… and could not watch the video for more than one second.
13 years ago at 11:01 pmI didn’t know they gave bids to retards at USM XO. On a lighter note, I’d like to call attention to the stage 4 camel toe at :14.
13 years ago at 11:15 pmEagle Eye
13 years ago at 12:02 pmWhy did the Bernie video not have any scenes in a Kitchen?
13 years ago at 11:25 pmI feel bad for Chi O.
13 years ago at 11:30 pmThat takes a lot.
The thing about the video that pisses me off the most is that during the time they spent putting this video together so many clothes and dishes could have been washed, sandwiches made, and d’s s’d..
13 years ago at 11:43 pmI’m suprised Fail Friday doesn’t cause any suicides from shame
13 years ago at 11:58 pmProbably the people that are posting the stuff that makes it onto fail friday just don’t take this as seriously as you do.
13 years ago at 7:27 pm